Merry Christmas....This will be his first....
Hey...I thought this Australian truck was very nice.....
Redneck Santa's sleigh decoration.....Doctor's Assistant ~~~~~~~
A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. "Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the Clinic and take care of all me patients. "Yes, sir!" answers Garge.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So,Garge, How was your day?" Garge told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor. "The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Garge.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'"
"Tunderin' lard Jaysus, Garge, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes."
What do we REALLY know about Santa?? He SEES you when you are sleeping, he KNOWS when you're awake, he knows when we are bad or good, doesn't this say he is either a stalker or peeping Tom???
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