Dec. 19th.

Good Morning.....
Now thats a small rest room, but I have used a smaller one. (under the stairs) Some comfy shoes.....................
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I'm not saying she's easy, but her panty-hose has a pet door.

A man was advised by his doctor to join a health club and lose some weight. He lost 20lb in one day.....the jogging machine tore his leg off.

This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, cause I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?"