Sat. Dec. 29th~~~

Damn...peeping tom squirrel peeping in the window.......

Hey...Jim new ride??
O Chit.........Don't spill the beer....

The Maid asked for a raise...........
The lady of the house was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"

Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you."

Lady of the house: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "The Master said so."

Lady of the house: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Lady of the house: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I am?"

Maria: "The Master did."

Lady of the house: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am better at sex than you."

Lady of the house (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"
Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."..............

SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE..!

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The lawyer approached the jury box and began an eloquent plea for her client:"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I want to tell you about this man.

There's so much to say that is good: he never beat his wife; he was always kind to little children; he never did a dishonest thing in his life; he has always lived by the golden rule;

he is a model of everything decent, forthright, and honest.

Everyone loves him and. . . "
Her client leaned over to a friend and said, "How do like that?

I pay her good money to defend me, and she's telling the jury about some other guy."