Bad hair day Mm..Mm good....
Well, we're getting some rain, We need it pretty bad..
Ten-year-old daughter Rachel has been learning about puberty in health class and has been voicing her concerns about the inevitable, upcoming changes of adolescence.
Her nine-year-old brother, Alex, could not understand what the fuss was about until, one day at a restaurant, he realized the kids' menu was only for children under ten.
"No wonder she doesn't want to go through puberty!" Alex exclaimed loudly.
"You don't get dessert included with your meals!"
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A lady and a gentleman were arguing on every subject they discussed.
Said the lady, "Sir, we cannot agree on a single thing."
"You are wrong, Madam" he said.
"If you should go into a room in which there were two beds, one with a woman in it and the other with a man in it, with whom would sleep?"
"Why, with the lady, of course."
"You see, so would I."
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