Chilly.....

Walking.......
Sunrise.......
Friends......................

The hunters are getting ready.....I hear them sightin in...
Course the slob hunters are all ready hunting, in the woods
behind us.....

A Groaner......
A feller was found lashed to the train tracks and his remains were spread widely
when he was run over.
The police with the assistance of the F. B. I. and Army intelligence rapidly investigated
the incidence.
A press conference was called and the police chief was asked if this were part of a foreign plot. "No," said the chief, "We believe it was a local motive."
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Two rednecks are walking down a long dark road, when one speaks up and says:
" BillyBob next time...wait till we are in our own car when you tell our dates my-way or the high-way."