Tell the world....

Boom~Boom !
Carol did this painting very good....
You don't have to tell everybody.....damn!

A man went out behind his barn and caught his son playing with his manhood.
The father said, "Son, get a girl.
She'd be twice as good as what you're doing there."
The son replied, "Dad, if she'd twice as good as this, I don't think I could stand it."