Teach them hate young....
Look out....here we come.......A saucer descends upon a shack in a remote southern town.
They immediately proceed to corral the already stupefied family and begin to herd them on to an awaiting ship.
The dad, seated in the back can be seen furiously spraying himself with a can labeled "Alien Abduction Protection Spray."
Amused, the two aliens move back toward the man and observe his frantic exercise.
The dad, seated in the back can be seen furiously spraying himself with a can labeled "Alien Abduction Protection Spray."
Amused, the two aliens move back toward the man and observe his frantic exercise.
After he completely empties the can onto himself, the aliens grab each of his arms and start to escort him to the door.
He starts yelling out, "Hey, you can't abduct me, I'm protected by that there "Abduction repellent!"
The two aliens look at each other and one of them says, "The only thing in that can is deodorant."
They continue to drag him out the door.
"Ha!" says the man. "Ma friend Pete said that he sprays this on himself every night and he's never been abducted his whole life."
"Well your friend Pete forgot to tell you to spray BEFORE we find you.
He starts yelling out, "Hey, you can't abduct me, I'm protected by that there "Abduction repellent!"
The two aliens look at each other and one of them says, "The only thing in that can is deodorant."
They continue to drag him out the door.
"Ha!" says the man. "Ma friend Pete said that he sprays this on himself every night and he's never been abducted his whole life."
"Well your friend Pete forgot to tell you to spray BEFORE we find you.
You don't think we used our EYES to find rednecks in the middle of the woods at 3 a.m.,
did you?"
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