Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Party time.....
My friend "Pete"


A women's lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, "Where would man be today if it were not for woman?"
She paused a moment and looked around the room.
"I repeat, where would man be today if it were not for woman?"
From the back of the room came a voice,
"He'd be in the Garden of Eden eating strawberries." ~~~