••   •• ♥ Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus, and unfortunately, s...

••   •• ♥   A man was going door-to-door doing a sexual survey in Jeff's neighborhood. "H...

♠♠   ♠♠ ♥   Why is Christmas like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the sui...

♣♣   ♣♣ ♥   Obama is inspecting 3 armed forces personnel, 1 from each of his fighting forces. He asks...

••   •• ♥ I'm happy for China. Sending a rover to the moon is really impressive. These days our gov...