Good Morning.... Well, is everyone full of Easter Eggs, yet..?
Nice and warm this morning.... I've got 66º..
Getting more and more Hummers every day...
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Looks pretty bad....Bubba..

Corn for Breakfast??

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Like I said; Corn for Breakfast??

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At least, Krispy Kremes

Will just make you fat.....

But oh so good...

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Bad Eggs....

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What can I say??

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Come on down, so I can kick your butt!!

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Don't touch me wif that cold nose!!

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Oh...you wanna fight....Huh!

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Wow...Feeding the kid??

looks bad....Lady.

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Now this what my friend "Pete"

calls Breakfast... Strawberry pie.....

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I guess I better leave on that one....

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~~  Safety tip: if it's too close to bother to buckle your
seat belt, it's close enough to walk.

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~~  The minute a man begins to feel his importance,
his friends begin to doubt it.

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~~  During basic army training, a sergeant was telling his
group how a submachine gun sprayed bullets.
He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it
had 260 degree.
“But, sergeant, all circles have 360 degrees,” called out
a conscript.
“Don’t be stupid,” the sergeant roared.
“This is a small circle.”

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~~  The pastor preached about the beautiful kingdom
of heaven and asked the congregation,
“how many of you would like to go to heaven from here?”
Everybody raised their hands except a little girl sitting just
in front of him.
“Don't you want to go to heaven young miss?” he asked.
“My mother seriously warned me not to go anywhere from
here, but to come back home” replied the little girl.

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~~  A wife is reading the morning paper and says:
This article on overpopulation of the world says that
somewhere in the world there is a woman having a baby
every four seconds!
Her husband not to appear uninterested said;
I think they ought to find that woman and stop her!

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~~  Q. Why does Dolly Parton have such little feet?
A. Some things don't grow well in the shade.

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~~  By the time you find out what makes the world go
around you're too dizzy to care.

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~~  One evening president Calvin Coolidge attended a
rather medicore operatic recital at the White House.
"What do you think," a guest whispered to Coolidge,
"of the singer's execution?"
The president's reply? "I'm all for it!"

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~~  Teacher: "Len, how old were you on your very last birth
day?"
Len: "Seven."
Teacher: "Then how old will you be on your next birthday?"
Len: "Nine."
Teacher: "That's impossible!"
Len: "No, teacher, I'm 8 today!"

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~~  'Papa, are you growing taller all the time?'
'No my child. Why do you ask?'
"Cause the top of your head is poking up through your hair.'

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~~ "Sure the Pilgrams had a lot to be thankful,
all there in-laws were back in Europe." - Maxine

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Todays Thought: Never ask to see a wine list in a place with a mechanical bull.

Rae's Trivia.... While many arachnids rely on webs or trapdoors to catch
prey,
the bird-eating spider rushes straight at anything that
moves.
This hairy, venomous creature with a leg span that reaches
10 inches can eat grounded birds or small rodents.

 

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Happy Easter....  Ready for the Easter Parade?
I remember growing up.....we would get up early and be scrubbed clean,
dressed in new clothes... Dad would put on his dress blues uniform...
Mom dressed in a new Easter outfit, with Fancy hat and gloves....
and we would go the church then stroll down main street....
Times have changed.....Bobbie and I was talking about it
yesterday.....The Ladies looked so elegant.....
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Yes... Have a great one...and don't forget......

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For my Aussie Friends.....

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Whooopps how did that get in here? 

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Too late Bubba.....

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Run, little one.....Run

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You an't right, by a long shot...

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Yeah...I see....

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What? trying to lay some Easter eggs.....

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Yep, he's watching us.....

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Food groups??

I don't think so!!

You-all have a great holiday

and enjoy the good weather....

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~~  One day, Thibodeaux sit down to eat next to
Boudreaux when Boudreaux pull out dis long round plastic
ting out his lunch box.
Thibodeaux say, "Man, Boudreaux, what dat is you got?"
He tell Thiboudeaux, "Dat's someting new dey come out
wit.
It what you call a Termis Bottle."
So Thibodeaux ask, "A Termis Bottle, what dat do?"
Boudreaux say, "Man, you put someting hot in it an it
keep it hot.
You put somting cold an it keep it cold."
Thibodeaux reply, "What dey gonna tink of next.
What you got in dat Termis Bottle?"
Boudreaux say, "A cup of gumbo an two Popsicle....

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~~  Q: If a Palestinian and a Norwegian get married and
have a baby, what do they name it?
 A: Yassir Ya Betcha.

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~~  When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States,
made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no
tickets left for sale.
Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket
salesman found him a perch near the American flag.
Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his
experience.
"And the Americans, they are so friendly!" he concluded.
"Before the game started, they all stood up and looked
at me and sang, .... 'Jose, can you see?'

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~~  Two hillbillies go on a three month fishing trip.
When they return,they find a Taco Bell has been
constructed at the marina.
 One turns to the other and says,"Willya look at that!
The durn Mexicans took over the phone company!"

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~~  Ship State Names.....
In the USA it is USS which means "United States Ship".
In England it is HMS which means "Her Majesty's Ship".
In Italy it is AMB which means "Atsa My Boat!"

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~~  Two missionaries of the Church of Latter-Day Saints
were walking down the street when they ran into two
Jehovah’s Witnesses coming directly at them from the
opposite direction.
 The elders stopped, and one of the Jehovah’s Witnesses
said, “We don’t move for false witnesses.”
 One of the Mormons said, “We do,”
and they went around them...

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~~  I  was driving along and hit a goose and it slid up
over the  roof and broke the window of the state troop
car that was following .
I stopped and went back and the trooper arrested me.
WHY the trooper arrested me?
For flipping him the bird : )

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~~  The true spirit of conversation consists more in
revealing the cleverness of others than in showing a great
deal of yourself.

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~~  My sky-diver nephew and the pilot of his plane were
driving to a jump zone when they were pulled over by the
state police for speeding.
The officer approached the car and jokingly asked for a
pilot's licence and flight plan.
These were promptly passed over to him.
His face expressed amazement, then amusement.
"I always knew one day I'd get caught with that line,"
and he let them go with a warning.

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~~  Our kindergarten class went to the fire station for a
tour and some instruction in fire safety.
The fireman was explaining what to do in case of a fire.
He said, "First, go to the door and feel the door to see if it's
hot."
Then he said, "Fall to your knees.
Does anyone know why you ought to fall to our knees?"
One of the little tykes said, "Sure, to start praying to
ask God to get us out of this mess!"

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~~  Pete was driving through R-ville and, being hungry,
he stopped ata roadside diner.
Entering, he saw a sign advertising the special:
"Fresh Venison."
So Pete orders the special.
After completingthe meal, he sees the cook standing
behind the counter and says,
"My compliments to the chef.
That was probably the most tender venison I have ever
eaten!"
The cook looks at Pete with a smile and replies,
"Yep, an 18-wheeler will do that, won't it?"

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Todays Thought: "A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are
lured and then quietly strangled."

Rae's Trivia.....If one were to unravel the entire human alimentary canal
(esophagus, stomach, large and small intestines),
it would reach the height of a 3-story building.

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Good morning ready for a good weekend??
Supposed to be a warm one for us....
Showers On Easter Sunday.....
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Hey! your not "Flipper"!

Just who are ya?

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I'm ready for inflation....

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This is true... but I like my cats, too......

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Ha-ha fooled ya, got a hair strainer.....

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What the....the chair swallowing you??

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Damn, she thought that was funny.....

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Oh,No... a Vampire Cat....

I got the garlic......

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We'er gonna scan ya alright...

Cats get a Dog scan....

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Made my girlfriend some ear rings....

An't they cool....

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You can be anyone you wanna be....

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Well, I'll leave you with this thought...

Be careful......

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~~  These days, it's quite incredible to think that the
United States was founded as a protest against taxation.

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~~  My aunt and some of her friends, all housewives,
decided they'd form a softball team.
Everyone was told where the practice would be and to
bring her mitt....... And they did.
Several women arrived wearing their oven mitts.

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~~  QUESTION: What do you call a arrogant fugitive
falling from a building?
ANSWER: Condescending.

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~~  There are still a lot of wide-open spaces in this
country, but the trouble is they are mostly surrounded by
teeth.

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~~  An apology is the superglue of life.
It can repair almost anything.

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~~  One youngster knew the answer when our minister
asked the children what a miracle was.
"When my mom and dad let me have another cat,"
he replied.

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~~  I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.
Now what?

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~~  The amount of sleep required by the average person
is just five minutes more.

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~~  Middle age is when you have learned to take care of
your health and you intend to start any day now.

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~~  You know you are getting old when:
Your old hangouts used to be the sports bar and the coffee
shop ... Now it's the pharmacy and the bathroom.

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~~  All the female cats were eagerly talking about the
good times to come when the big ginger tom moved into
district.
It wasn't long before the most flirtatious young tabby
came back to deliver her report.
"You can forget about him girls.
Last night I spent three hours with him and all he did was
talk about his operation."

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Todays thought:  Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the

mortality rate is one hundred percent.

Rae's Trivia...Candy Corn has been made since the 1880s and is one
of the most popular holiday candies in history.
Over 20 million pounds of candy corn is sold at Halloween.
This is about 5 1/2 billion pieces - enough to circle the
moon twice with plenty left over.
And each piece only has 3.57 calories.

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Good Earth Day Morning....

We're gonna have a cool, wet day...

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Pete, you ready for some pizza....

It's got everything you like on it....

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Maybe in a cone shape??

Makes it easy to carry around....

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Hey, no breaking in the line...

get to the back of the line....

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I won't steal your Pizza again.....

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I can taste that chicken Pizza now!!

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Yeah...you like Pizza too...I know....

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No...and I don't like Tofu pizza, either!

Pete does...he eats any kind....

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You look like your scared as hick!!

That cat looks mean....

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He's bad...He's never had a great Pizza...

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Too much beer.....

Well, time to leave ya....

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~~  Every time a bell rings, my dog goes into the Corner....
Is it because he's a boxer?

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~~  At a wedding my friend, a professional videographer,
was filming, the officiating minister had had difficulty
untying the wedding bands that had been secured to a
satin pillow with a small ribbon.
However, at the reception later that day, the minister
explained to the gathering, "Ladies and gentlemen,
to begin with, my job today was to tie the knot,
not to untie it."

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~~  It takes two to make a quarrel and three to make it
interesting.

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~~  Not till I was a 38-year-old father of two did I finally
get my first pair of designer jeans--handed down to me by
my 16-year-old son, who'd outgrown them.

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~~  My husband, Julius, and I were about to become
first-time parents.
Just outside the delivery-room door, a nurse handed
Julius a hospital gown, cap and slippers, with instructions
to put them on before entering.
I was wheeled in.
The room was bustling with noise and activity, but within
a few minutes, silence descended as everyone began to
stare at something just above my head.
Then a murmur of whispers and giggles started to build.
As I struggled to turn to see what was happening,
the door suddenly burst open.
My doctor came flying into the room and landed on the
floor.
The room was instantly silent again.
The doctor picked himself up and demanded to know
what the pile of clothes was doing on the floor just outside
the door.
The staff burst out laughing.
I had finally managed to roll onto my side--and spotted
my husband, desperately trying to keep the back of his
hospital gown closed.

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~~  My six-year-old daughter, Camilla, was thirsty and
asked her great-aunt, whom we were visiting in California,
if she could have a drink of water.
They walked over to the fridge, which had an ice-and-water
dispenser on the door, and as she filled a glass, my aunt
asked, "How do you like our fridge?"
Camilla looked at it closely and then said, "We have one
at home, too, but ours has food in it.

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~~  Late one night in the Washington D.C., a mugger
wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a
well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money!" he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied,
"You can't do this - I'm a US Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber,
"give me MY money!"

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~~  One reason why a dog is such an endearing creature
is that his tail wags instead of his tongue.

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~~  A man was riding a bus, minding his own business,
when the gorgeous woman next to him started to
breastfeed her baby.
The baby wouldn't take it, so she said:
"Come on, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice
man here."
Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding,
so she said, "Come on, honey.
Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here."
A few minutes later, the anxious man blurted out,
"Come on, kid..... Make up your mind!
 I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"

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~~  "A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has
cheated some woman out of a divorce."

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~~  Verne was teeing off from the mens' tee.
On his downswing, he realized that his wife, Joy, was
teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of him.
Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her directly
in the temple, killing her instantly.
A few days later, Verne got a call from the coroner
regarding her autopsy.
Coroner : "Verne, your wife seemed to have died from
blunt force trauma to the head.
You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple,
is that correct?"
Verne : "Yes, sir, that's correct.."
Coroner : "Well, inexplicably I found a golf ball wedged
up her butt."
Verne : "Was it a Wilson 3?"
Coroner : "Yes, it was."
Verne : "That was my mulligan."

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Todays Thought:  Motivation is what gets you started.
Habit is what keeps you going

Rae's trivia....A father Emperor penguin withstands the Antarctic cold
for 60 days or more to protect his eggs, which he keeps
on his feet, covered with a feathered flap.
During this entire time he doesn't eat a thing.
Most father penguins lose about 25 pounds while they
wait for their babies to hatch.
Afterward, they feed the chicks a special liquid from their
throats.
When the mother penguins return to care for the young,
the fathers go to sea to eat and rest.

Good Morning, everyone..
We're going to have cooler, weather, and some rain....
It looks like some rain for Easter....
Looks like we will have lots of Hummingbirds this year..
Already have 5-6 feeding on the feeders..
It's nice sitting on the deck watching them...
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Scrambled eggs with sausage, and toast this morning...

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Did you find it yet??

Must be gone!!

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Looks like someone told you to shut up,

and you thought they said Stand up...

Any way they worked on you....

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You should have opened a can of whoopass on them

Bubba.....

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What good is this first-aid kit??

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Yeah, just what we need!!

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No mice?? or are you too lazy?

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I doesn't know??

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Yea... Make everything higher....

been tried...don't work...

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Wow.... time to leave!!

What a dummy....

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~~  Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming
voice from above: “Saul, sell your business.”
He ignores it. It goes on for days.
“Saul, sell your business for $3 million.”
After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store.
The voice says ‘Saul, go to Las Vegas.”
He asks why.
“Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas.”
 He obeys, goes to a casino.
Voice says, “Saul , go to the blackjack table and put it
down all on one hand.”
He hesitates but knows he must.
He’s dealt an 18.
The dealer has a six showing.
“Saul, take a card.”
What? The dealer has —
“Take a card!”
He tells the dealer to hit him.
Saul gets an ace...... Nineteen.
He breathes easy.
“Saul, take another card.”
What?
“TAKE ANOTHER CARD!”
He asks for another card.
It’s another ace. He has twenty.
“Saul, take another card,” the voice commands.
I have twenty! Saul shouts.
“TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!” booms the voice.
Hit me,Saul says.
He gets another ace. Twenty one.
The booming voice goes: “un--believable!”

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~~  During a recent password audit by Microsoft &
Google,
it was found that a blonde was using the following
password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy
Sacramento"
When asked why she had such a long password, she said
she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters
long and include at least one capital.

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~~  An elderly woman fell down the stairs and broke her
leg.
The doctor put it in a cast and warned her not to walk up
and down the stairs.
The leg was slow in mending.
Finally, after six months, the doctor announced it was all
right to remove the cast.
"Can I climb the stairs now?" asked the old lady.
"Yes" answered the doctor.
"Oh, I'm so glad," she smiled.
"I'm sick of climbing up and down the drainpipe all the
time."

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~~  My Italian American friend is very self-conscious
about his height, or lack thereof.
So I always steer clear of the subject.
One day, he and I went to lunch at a Sub shop.
"I'll take the Italian," he said to the guy behind the
counter. "Salami, Provolone, and peppers."
"Do you want a full hero or half one?" came the reply.
"Ah... gimme a half," my friend says.
After placing our orders, we took our seats.
A few minutes later, my friend grimaced when we heard...
"Small Italian, your order is up!"

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~~  When everything is coming your way, you're in the
wrong lane!

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~~  As three-year-old Katelyn and her parents Mark and
Angie were leaving the church service, the pastor shook
the little girl's hand and said, "It was so nice to see you in
church this morning."
Just then Katelyn noticed a young woman wearing a
leopard print blouse.
She pointed and exclaimed loudly, "Hey, Daddy,
that lady's shirt matches your underpants."

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~~  Fred came home from his first day at school.
"Nothing exciting happened," he told his mother,
"except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I
told her."

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~~  On his first day at work, a recent UVA graduate was
handed a broom by his new boss and told to sweep the
floor.
He looked at the boss with disgust and said, "Hey! I'm
a graduate of UVA, you know!"
The manager took the broom back and said,
"Really? Sorry about that.
Here, let me show you how it's done."

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~~  "What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm!"
-Rodney Dangerfield

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Todays thought: Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Rae's trivia.....The fingernails grow faster on the hand you favor.
 If you are right-handed, your right fingernails will grow
faster, and vice versa.
The middle fingernail grows faster than any other nail.

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