Same old...same old......
$5.ooo dollars.........Does she change your oil, and pump up your tires??
I don't know if I'd use this un........
Do you give a hoot........($2,000 dollars an hour....)
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My father-in-law had passed away, and after a celebration of his full and happy life, my mother-in-law, my wife, and our two young children took the family boat out on the lake where my in-laws have had a cottage for over 50 years to spread his ashes.
wife suggested spreading his ashes in front of the cottages of friends.
My eight-year-old son said that they should spread some in front of the dam.
"Why" wife asked. "Because," Ian replied, "that was Grampa's favorite word."
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Democratic Dilemma;
The Democratic Party has a crisis of monumental proportions.
They don't know whether to vote for the "Nut" with two Boobs, or the "Boob" with two Nuts.
