Sun. Jan. 20th.~~~

He will never get it....The news outlets won't even say his name .......
Pretty bad they won't give him a Chance. The parties are afraid of him..............
They might lose their jobs. Nothing here folks...move along.....just greed.
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In January 2002, Congressman John Dingell was stopped by security guards at Washington's Reagan National Airport. When he triggered the metal detector, the 75-year-old Congressman was asked to remove his overcoat.
When he triggered the alarm again, he was asked to remove his suit coat, then his shoes and socks...
When the detector went off yet again, Dingell was escorted to a back room and asked to remove his trousers. The guards, it seemed, refused to believe Dingell's explanation.
The explanation? After a horseriding accident twenty years earlier, he had been implanted with...a metal hip.

Sat. Jan. 12th. ~~~

Here's one for Carol.......
Yah....right !
I have nothing to add................

Sunrize.......

An't I cute..............

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My son is the manager of a glass and window company

and ad- vertised in the paper for experienced glaziers.

Since a good glass man is hard to find, he was pleased

when a man who called about the job said he had over

10 years of experience.
"Where have you worked as a glazier?" my son asked.

The man replied, "Dunkin' Donuts."

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Do you know what a Jewish dilemma is?
Free ham.

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