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Everybody that knows me, Knows I like "Old" buildings............
Some nicely painted rocks............
Dah.....What can I say?
Neat hand painting.....
Cute......
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Acting like a snob will do nothing for your looks.
When you stick your nose too high in the air, you create a double chin on the back of your neck.
A newly hired reference librarian was trying to be extra sensitive to the needs of patrons.
When an ill-at-ease adolescent boy approached and in a barely audible voice asked for books on "beginning to develop," the female librarian was prepared.
She called over a male staff member and whispered that the boy needed some books about the onset of puberty.
A while later they returned to her desk, the male librarian with a big grin on his face, and the boy with books on photography.
A co-worker told George that George's wife was being un- faithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with George's best friend.
Worried and hurt, George ran home at 1:30 to see if this was true.
He came back to the office contented and relieved.
His co-worker asked him how it went.
"Look," said George. "Don't start such terrible rumors!
That guy isn't my best friend...I don't even know him."
