Hey....Time to wake up....I told ya about that Green beer.....


Now...This is a "Snow woman"..........................

Party an't she........................

OOpps..............................

You can tell I like cats..............

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This one's for Mark.....

WAYS TO TELL YOU'RE A NEW FATHER;
1. Getting six hours of sleep is a privilege.

2. The sentence, "Honey, could you take his foot out of my pocket?" sounds normal.

3. You are used to doing everything one-handed.

4. The thought of your mother-in-law coming over for a few hours is a pleasant one.

5. The list of bodily fluids that disgust you has shortened, possibly to zero.

6. Your idea of romance is hand-holding.

7. You answer the question "How are you?" with "We're fine."

8. You decide whether a shirt is wearable not based on sweatiness, but based on how well the spit-up stains match the shirt's main color.

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The beauty of the joke is that it can be used to make others forget their problems, if only for a moment.

Question; What do you call a cow with three legs?

A: Lean beef.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef.

Q: What do you call a cow with a vibrator?

A: Beef stroganoff.

Good morning ----all

It's starting...............................................

"Cubfoot" uses this kinda mouse..Keeps his P.C. up todate

Takin the family for a ride.........................

Mama's gotta be proud of her girls picture on the internet.. make a good christmas card..
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Thoughts for Today: Walking is Man's Best Medicine.
And The two best physicians of them all .... Dr. Laughter and Dr. Sleep.

Every night, a doting father used to sing his two young sons to sleep. He would sing all the gentle lullabies that his mother used to sing to him. One day, he overheard his four-year-old son tell his three-year-old, "If you pretend that you're asleep, he'll stop."