Oh Oh........look out Gus..
My Friend Pete......
Three phrases that sum up Christmas are:Peace on Earth;
Goodwill to Men;
and Batteries not included.
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Then there was the blonde who had trouble filling out a job application form.
Where it said, "Married," she wrote "twice";
where it said, "Children," she wrote, "No, both were men."
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Did you hear about the Newfie who got a camera for his birthday?
He just got back his first roll of film, 24 shots of his right eye.
