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Thursday, July 26, 2007

Somebody's got a hard head.....

Dinner is served........
Maybe we need to listen to the old folks....
Well, Ruby fell at work the other night and had to have 5 stiches in the back of her head.
But she's O.K... I've been telling her she's got a hard head for years......
Now for a laff...
FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP FOR ME....
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads.
Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian embassy in Washington , D.C. has recently revealed the true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.
On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States .
If nothing is there, he must take a job answering telephones giving technical advice.
I know I BAD.....