Some Cool stuff............

Blue foot Boobies

Steam and pasture party this weekend....

Pete walks into a doctors and says, "Doctor, I think i have a slight discharge."
The female doctor says, OK, stand here and pull your pants down.
Pete does as she says, the doctor then begins massaging his willy, After a few minutes, she says, Theres no discharge here.
Pete replies, "I know, its in my ear....."

Question....
How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?
If she farts, her ankles swell.

Really hot day.....

Want to buy an apt.??
Maybe a ride ???

Neighbors of ours had a terrible disagreement over a patio they wanted for their backyard.
The wife had rather grand ideas, while the husband wanted costs kept to a minimum.
The wife won out, and the construction bill climbed higher and higher.
I dropped by one day, when the patio was near completion, and was surprised to find the husband smiling from ear to ear as the workmen smoothed over the surface.
I remarked how nice it was to see a grin replace the frown he had been wearing lately.
"You see where they're smoothing that cement?" he replied.
"I just threw my wife's credit cards in there.