Mon. Jan. 7th. ~~~

I don't know this weather were having.....
Couple days ago it was in the 30's, yesterday it was
in the 65-70's, and today their calling for 70 - 75 degrees.

I guess this answers that age old question.... does a bear chit in the woods................

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A man phoned a retail pharmacy to talk about his prescription. He said to the pharmacist, "My doctor ordered this prescription for me. Your store filled it and gave me a bottle with 100 capsules in it about two weeks ago. I'm supposed to take one capsule every six hours and I've been doing that. How ever,This little packet came out of the bottle while I was getting my capsule once.
The packet said, "do not eat" on it. That was four days ago, and I'm really hungry!" ~~~~~~~~~~00~~~~~~~~~~ Porsche is working on a hybrid SUV. A hybrid SUV with the Porsche name?? Perfect for a man in his midlife crisis who is married to a soccer mom.
A Porsche hybrid SUV sounds as marketable as a Hummer moped.

More rain...today

Carol saz; "I don't mind coming to work, But that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch."
Keeps the hair out of your noodles
Sherry's house....

Today's funnie~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sign That Old Age May Be Creeping Up On You...
Your clothes go into the overnight bag so you can fill the suitcase with your pills.

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I walked into a pharmacy and asked the bloke behind the counterif

he had anything for hiccups, so he turned round and threw a glass of

water on me,

I said "what the Hell do you think you're doing"

He replied "you havn't got hiccups now have you?"

I replied "no, but the wife has and she's sitting in the taxi outside"