I thought this toon was right on.........
Let me in....It's too hot out here........wooooooo
Cook out time......so good,.. it spoils the diet.......
I got news for ya "Bubba"....wait until you peel it off.......
it won't be funny then....................................
Cat salad??
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Our family was happily feeding the goats at the children's zoo when I noticed a little boy shovelling the pellets into his mouth.
Before I could warn the boy that he would make himself sick, his mother grabbed his hand
out of his mouth and scolded. "Don't eat those, silly. They're not kosher."
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Bobbie goes to Dentist...................
Dentist says "Please open your mouth wide".
"Ahhh".
"Sorry, can you open a little bigger, please?"
"Aaaahhhh""A little more bigger?"
"Doc, please tell me, are you going to treat from outside or INSIDE?
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"A man walks into a local bar and sees a friend sitting with an empty glass.
'Pete - can I buy you another?', he asks.
"Pete looks up and says: 'Now what would I be wanting with another empty glass?'
(you can't do anything with Bubba's from Arkansas)
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***SIGNS***
A sign spotted outside a veterinary hospital...
"HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!! NEUTERING SPECIAL!!"
A billboard for a local contractor declared...
"SEPTIC TANKS PUMPED. SWIMMING POOLS FILLED!"
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Bobbie was a with guests of a mutual friend for lunch.
The menu was prearranged, but there was a choice of desserts.
As the inexperienced young waitress stood nearby,
Bobbie, after considerable indecision, said,
"I'd order this if someone would share it with me."
In a grand effort to please, their waitress timidly said,
"If you like, I'll eat half."
