Showing posts with label I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.. Show all posts

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Oh...Shit!!

Opps..................................
Biting Nails Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea.
"I do wish that my Gus would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous."
"My Pete used to do the same thing," the older woman replied. "But I broke him of the habit."
"How?"
"I hid his teeth."