Cute bugger..................................
I think he'd have a hard time flying......
You can tell I like Maxine..................
Another dog bird.................
A cat Rabbit.................He'll hop on the mouse....
More Maxine......
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A man was admiring the tropical fish in the pet shop When I offered my assistance, he mentioned that his new wife was a fish fancier.
After I showed him around, he shouted, "There she is! That's the one I'll take."
As I scooped out a large, sluggish goldfish with a gray splotch at the top of its head, the man exclaimed, "My bride will love this!
She's always wanted to know what my first wife looked like!"
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If bankers can count, how come the average bank has 10 windows and only four tellers?
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*Electile Dysfunction;
The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.
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Some scientists say that a great many animals laugh. How can they help it when they watch what people do?
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The Post Office briefly considered issuing stamps with Bill and Hillary's faces on them.
However, test marketing verified that the customers would spit on the wrong side of the stamps.
