Sorry...I'm late...

Shopping cart...down under.
We know, we know you want to kill all.
No! that's an asshole.


A couple is taking a stroll in a lovely meadow when they come upon a wishing well.
The woman leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a quarter.
Her husband decides he wants to make a wish, also.
Unfortunately, he leans over too far, falls down into the well, and drowns.
The woman stands there shaken for a moment, and then exclaims,
"HOLY SHIT, IT WORKS!"

I know....I bad.

A pretty nice picture.....
Jappanese dump truck........bring it to Luck stone
and see how long it lasts.....



McDonalds....
If I wanted to buy 12 Chicken McNuggets from my local McDonald's,
I could simply buy 3 4-packs at $1 each...... That's $3.

OR, I could order 2 6-packs at $2.29 each.
That's $4.58, for the exact same product.
Is it any wonder that we're screwed up as a nation?