Wyant........................
The distressed-looking man had downed several drinks in rapid succession before the barman asked him, "You trying to drown your sorrows, mate."
"You could say that," the guy replied.
"It usually doesn't work, you know."
"No shit," the man moaned.
"I can't get my wife anywhere near the water!"
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"Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
but so was yesterday and look how you messed that up."
