Showing posts with label "Linda" May your feathers be light on the wind. Show all posts
Showing posts with label "Linda" May your feathers be light on the wind. Show all posts

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Hope Everyone's having a swell holiday weekend....



Our "Gang" .....a old family picture......




Hey !! were's mine.....you forgot me again..........


God...help us.........


Another Iceburg with a barcode..............


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It was a full auditorium.
Halfway through the author's talk, she began to feel sick.
In a calm voice, she announced that she had left a few pages of her speech offstage, in her bag. She walked off slowly and, as soon as she was out of sight, ran to the bathroom where she immediately threw up.
She was just about finished when someone came into the bathroom to tell her that her lapel mike was still on.


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We were studying how muscles divert and facilitate blood flow..
A student had volunteered to have her blood monitored through ultrasound..
When the instructor placed the ultrasound prove on the back of her leg, just above her knee, we could hear the blood flowing through her veins..
The instructor then sqeezed his hand around her knee, below the probe and the blood flow stopped..
"What would happen if I was to squeeze above the probe?" he asked us..
"You'd get sued," said one student.





Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Wednesday~~

She's got her eyes open....Sadie the watch dog!
I thought this was a very nice picture..
Bean Burritos... Elephant...What a thought..
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A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for his first cleaning and check-up.
The hygienist tried to strike up a conversation but no response.
After the cleaning, the dentist was called in to do the final check.
The dentist tried to strike up a conversation as well.
"How old are you?"
No response.
The dentist then asked, "Don't you know how old you are?"
Immediately four tiny fingers went up.
"Oh," replied the dentist, "and do you know how old that is?"
Four little fingers went up once again.
Continuing the effort to get a response, the dentist asked, "Can you talk?"
The solemn little patient looked at him and asked, "Can you count?"
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Did you know ..
The story of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reinder was written specifically as a sales gimmick
for the Montgomery Ward Company in 1939 by one of their employees,
Robert L. May.
The little book was given freely to every customer who shopped there during the holiday season.