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Some news....
A cascade of mishaps followed one Orlando area driver Monday
making the it memorable for all the wrong reasons.
WKMG: “A truck driver crashed into a fire hydrant Monday in
Apopka,… on Yvonne Street, causing the street to flood and
opening a hole in the roadway.
Neighbors said the driver pulled into a driveway after hitting
the hydrant, got out and inspected the damage.
The truck doors locked, however, so the driver kicked out the
back window to get back into the truck, neighbors said.
They added that the driver tried to leave the area but drove into
the hole.”
And how was your day?
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I disagree with Kay Jewelers.
I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses
begin with Miller or Budweiser than Kay.
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To me, the worst part of the prostate exam is when the
doctor says, "Guess how many fingers."
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India launched a rocket to Mars this morning.
That's a heck of a place to put a call center.
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Adam and Eve were the first people...
to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading
them.
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My wife says I keep pushing her buttons.
She's right: I'm looking for the mute button.
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A husband reading a newspaper says to his wife,
"You know, honey. I think there might be some
real merit to what this article says; that the
intelligence of a father often proves a stumbling
block to the son."
"Well, thank heaven," said the wife.
"At least our James has nothing standing in
his way."
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I'm not allowed on cruise ships anymore.
It all started with that whole "poop deck" misunderstanding.
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Her: Well, I know I told you that.
Me: *closes eyes*
Her: What are you doing?
Me: Checking for it in my spam folder.
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When my son was old enough to talk, he asked
me what a stable was.
I thought for a moment how to explain it to him
in terms he could understand, then told him,
“It’s something like your sister’s room, but
without that stereo.”
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