Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends.....
Happy New Year!!
Today we're having Mostly sunny.
Highs in the upper 50s.

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"President Obama was in San Diego and traffic was a huge
mess.
There was even a three-hour backup tunneling in from Mexico."

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A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country
to represent a long-term client accused of robbery.
After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and
released.
Excited about his success, the attorney e-mailed the firm:
"€œJustice prevailed."
The senior partner replied in haste, "€œAppeal immediately!"

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Last Christmas I got no respect.
In my stocking, I got an odor-eater - Rodney Dangerfield

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The happy couple was thrilled to hear they were expecting
a baby but worried about the reaction of their young son. 
When told he would soon have a new brother or sister,
the boy was elated but then promptly asked,
"May I have a monkey too?"

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Never take one Baptist fishing. He'll drink all your beer.
Better to take two; neither of them will touch the beer.

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''If Trump does become president, I hear he’s going to put a
 wig on his plane and call it Hair Force One.''

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I lived in an apartment once where the walls were so thin,
If I or the neighbor guy farted, neither of our wives could tell
who did it.

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The walls were sooooo thin....
One night we were in bed, and the neighbor started banging on
the wall complaining that my wife needed to shave her legs.

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When we got married, the first thing my wife did was,
she put everything in both names.
Her and her mother's.

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Todays Thought;

"For last year's words belong to last year's language.
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning." - T.S. Eliot

Rae's Trivia...

The nation's projected population is more than 312 million as we
ring in the 2012 New Year.

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