Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning friends....
Everybody having a good weekend..
going to be chilly here...
Mostly sunny. Highs in the lower 40s.
Northwest winds 5 to 10 mph.

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Well, the up loader is not working this morning...
Been trying to post pics for 2 hours...
It's no go....Sorry...

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Petewete went to the doctor...
he asked: May I have a glass of water, doctor.
Doctor: Are you thirsty?
 Irritated by this question he answers :
 No… I just wanted to check whether my throat leaks.

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An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in
his leg.
“I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there is nothing
we can do about it.”
“That can’t be” fumed the old man, “you don’t know what you are
doing.”
“How can you possibly know I am wrong?” countered the doctor.
“Well it’s quite obvious,” the old man replied, “my other leg is fine,
and it’s the exact same age!”

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Let me tell you about my doctor..... He’s very good.
 If you tell him you want a second opinion, he’ll go out and come
in again.

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I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears.
His advice: “Don’t answer it.”

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I have been pondering my retirement and have thought about what
to do when I finally pack it in.
Many things came to mind but I think I really want to explore my
interest in Chemistry, particularly chemical changes in matter.
I have decided to devote my retired life to changing beer, scotch,
and bourbon into urine.

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Two buddies are fishing, but they haven’t caught anything all day.
Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish.
They ask him "excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?"
 The other fisherman replies,” If you just go down the stream until
the water isn't salty, there are a ton of hungry fish."
 They thank him and go on their way.
15 minutes later, one fisherman says to the other "fill the bucket
up with water and see if the water is salty."
He dips the bucket in the stream and drinks some.
"Nope. Still salty."
30 minutes later, he asks him to check again.
"Nope, still salty."
One our later they check again.
"Nope..... Still salty."
 "This isn't good," the fisherman finally says.
"We have been walking for almost two hours and the water is
still salty!"
 "I know," says the other....... "And the bucket is almost empty!"

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I didn’t enlist in the Army — I was drafted.
So I wasn’t going to make life easy for anyone.
During my physical, the doctor asked softly, "Can you read
the letters on the wall?"
 "What letters?" I answered slyly.
"Good," said the doctor.... "You passed the hearing test."

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At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks
to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from
mice to lawyers for our experiments?
 "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?"
"For three reasons.
First, we found that lawyers are far more plentiful;
second, the lab assistants don't get so attached to them;
and third, there are some things even a rat won't do.
However, sometimes it very hard to extrapolate our test results
to human beings."

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One day Mr.s Clause was on her way to golf.
When an elf handed her a lucky tee with her husbands image on it.
She used it for 17 holes & then it seemed to vanish.
She looked & looked becoming more & more frantic.
She started to retrace her steps while crawling on her hands &
knees.
A greens keeper ask why she was crawling around like a nut?
The elf replied "She's lost her Santa tee!

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Todays Thought... Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity
and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein


Rae's Trivia...Jigsaw puzzles originated as educational devices to teach geography
(dissected maps) in 18th-century England.
 Dissected pictures followed, covering such subjects as history,
alphabets, botany, and zoology.
The use of popular pictures began in the 1860s and 1870s,
in both Great Britain and the United States.
The puzzles became extremely popular in the early 1900s and had a
revival in the Great Depression of the 1930s as an inexpensive,
reusable amusement.
Another revival began after World War II, and jigsaw puzzles have
remained popular since then.


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