Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, friends....
Sunny today,  Highs in the upper 50s.
South winds 5 to 10 mph.
I have 29º right now....
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Cool paint job, but it's just no me.....

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~  What do you give a Greek man with a scratch lotto card?
A coin to scratch it with.......

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~  The six men locked away in steel tubes for a year and
a half to simulate a mission to Mars have emerged from
isolation.
 After hearing the music of Justin Bieber, they have now
agreed to do a mission to Pluto simulatation.....

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~ On my first day working at the gas station.....
I watched a senior co-worker measure the level of
gasoline in the under-ground tanks by lowering a giant
measuring stick down into them.
 "What would happen if I threw a lit match into the hole?"
I joked.
"It would go out," he replied very matter-of-factly.
"Really?" I asked, surprised to hear that.
"Is there a lack of oxygen down there or some safety
device that would extinguish it before the fumes ignited?"
 "No," my co-worker continued.
"The force from the explosion would blow out the match."

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~  My wife just came in asking me to say those
three words that would make her dance on air.
I guess "Go hang yourself" wasn't the correct answer.
It's gonna be a long night.

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~  An older woman and her grown daughter were
grocery shopping together. 
As they perused the aisles, the daughter turned to her
mother and said, "Mom, you know, you really should
eat only organic food."
To which the mother replied "Honey, at my age I need
all the preservatives I can get!"

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~ "Professor" Irwin Corey tells of the time his six-year-old
penny and proudly showed it to his grandmother.
"What's so great about finding a penny?" she asked.
"You can't buy anything  with it."
"Yes you can," he said, "You can buy a dream in a
wishing well."

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 ~  A man awoke from a dream while shouting greetings
to an old friend. 
Luckily the outburst did not seem to have bothered his
wife.
However, as they prepared for bed that evening his wife
remarked, "If you happen to see someone you know
tonight, would you just wave?"

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~  Little Sally came home from school and her mother
asked how her history test went.
"Oh" said Sally, "I'm not so sure. 
The questions were easy...."
"Well," her mother said, " then what's the problem?"
"The answers were really hard."

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~  A man and a boy walked into a barbershop together. 
After the man got his haircut, he sat the boy in the
barber's chair and said, "I'm just going to run around
the corner to grab a paper."
When the boy's haircut was done, the man still hadn't
returned."
 The barber said, "It looks like your dad's forgotten
about you."
"Oh, that wasn't my dad," the boy said. 
"He just walked up to me on the street, took my hand,
and said, 'Come on, we're going to get a free haircut."

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~  When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians
called America before the white man came, an Indian
said simply, "Ours."

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Todays thought:

* It takes a great deal of wisdom to recognize it in
someone else....

Rae's Trivia........

We have almost 10,000 taste buds inside our mouths;
even on the roofs of our mouths.
Insects have the most highly developed sense of taste.
They have taste organs on their feet, antennae, and
mouthparts.
Fish can taste with their fins and tail as well as their
mouth.
In general, girls have more tastebuds than boys.
Taste is the weakest of the five senses.

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