Todays weather.. I'm reading 43º now.....
Mostly sunny with a 20 percent chance of showers.
Highs in the lower 60s.
North winds 5 to 10 mph...
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Wonder who milks the critters?
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Don't do that... Damn.
Gotta watch you every minute...
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I guess that's one way of clearing your sinus's
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Cute...Will make good soup in 50 years....
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What an ugly face.....
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Just hanging out, waiting for breakfast....
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Wow...what a yawn.....
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Stay away from Starbucks...don't like their coffee.
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Okay, but you missed breakfast.....
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Well, if I can get my car going....
I'll see you tomorrow
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~ Two guys were staring into their drinks when one said,
"Hey, Harry, have you ever suspected your wife of
leading a double life?"
"Yeah, all the time," Harry said..... "Hers and mine."
"Hey, Harry, have you ever suspected your wife of
leading a double life?"
"Yeah, all the time," Harry said..... "Hers and mine."
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~ Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the
woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man
listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors
listen.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the
woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man
listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors
listen.
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~ In a misguided burst of creativity, I installed a
night-light in a conch shell I found on the beach.
My wife took an instant dislike to it, and at the next yard
sale it was the first thing she put out.
I felt vindicated when a woman kept coming back to
check it out then finally bought it.
“That will look great in your home,” I said.
“Oh it is not for me,” she explained.
“My bridge club is having a charity auction and we were
asked to bring in the most hideous thing we can find.
What I’ve got here is a winner.”
night-light in a conch shell I found on the beach.
My wife took an instant dislike to it, and at the next yard
sale it was the first thing she put out.
I felt vindicated when a woman kept coming back to
check it out then finally bought it.
“That will look great in your home,” I said.
“Oh it is not for me,” she explained.
“My bridge club is having a charity auction and we were
asked to bring in the most hideous thing we can find.
What I’ve got here is a winner.”
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~ A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven.
"There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues.
"I’m too young to die. I’m only fifty five."
"Fifty five?" says Saint Peter.
"No, according to out calculations, you’re eighty two."
"How’s you get that?" the lawyer asks.
Answers St. Peter: "We added up your time sheets."
"There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues.
"I’m too young to die. I’m only fifty five."
"Fifty five?" says Saint Peter.
"No, according to out calculations, you’re eighty two."
"How’s you get that?" the lawyer asks.
Answers St. Peter: "We added up your time sheets."
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~ I am typing a little slow today.
Fingers are kinda sore from baiting some mouse traps.
After my wife watched me get my fingers smacked for
the 5th time she suggested that I put the bait on before
I set the trap.
Fingers are kinda sore from baiting some mouse traps.
After my wife watched me get my fingers smacked for
the 5th time she suggested that I put the bait on before
I set the trap.
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~ If you ever get the sudden URGE to run around naked,
You should sniff some Windex first.
It'll keep you from streaking.....
You should sniff some Windex first.
It'll keep you from streaking.....
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~ After a hard day of drilling, the drill sargeant let the
troops go.
"All right, you idiots, report to the mess hall."
Everybody walked away, sweating and their heads
down, thankful for the end of the hard day.
Only one private remained.
He looked at the sarge and sincerely said,
"Boy, there sure were a lot of them, huh, sarge."
troops go.
"All right, you idiots, report to the mess hall."
Everybody walked away, sweating and their heads
down, thankful for the end of the hard day.
Only one private remained.
He looked at the sarge and sincerely said,
"Boy, there sure were a lot of them, huh, sarge."
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~ Julia was the most popular girl around.
"A lot of men are gonna be totally miserable when
I marry," she told her date.
"Really?" he replied.....
"How many men do you intend to marry?"
"A lot of men are gonna be totally miserable when
I marry," she told her date.
"Really?" he replied.....
"How many men do you intend to marry?"
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~ Preoccupied here , I'm in the ER right now after
swallowing some Legos...
Doctors said I'll be fine and not to worry,
but I'm pooping bricks......
swallowing some Legos...
Doctors said I'll be fine and not to worry,
but I'm pooping bricks......
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Todays Thought:
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.- Napoleon
(we see that everyday now.)
Rae's Trivia.....
Mel Blanc the voice of Bugs Bunny was actually allergic
to carrots!
After a near-fatal auto accident in 1961,
Blanc did all of his cartoon work, including the first 60
episodes of The Flintstones, flat on his back, with the
microphone hanging over his bed...
to carrots!
After a near-fatal auto accident in 1961,
Blanc did all of his cartoon work, including the first 60
episodes of The Flintstones, flat on his back, with the
microphone hanging over his bed...
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