Partly sunny today, with showers...
Maybe a thunderstorm....
Fact is I hear thunder right now....
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Care for a Bologna and egg biscuit..?
I love these.....
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One way to keep your cat home......
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So thats were my booze went......
You can't trust cats....
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I love watching these guys... makes it look easy....
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"Who turned the lights off.??
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Well, I gotta go....
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~ How the fight started
Wife: "Let's go out tonight and have some fun."
Husband: "Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the light on for me!"
Wife: "Let's go out tonight and have some fun."
Husband: "Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the light on for me!"
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~ They say so many people die because of alcohol..
Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born
because of it.
Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born
because of it.
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~ When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you
kidney failure,
When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure,
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems,
When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain
problems.
Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
Warn all your friends.............
kidney failure,
When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure,
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems,
When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain
problems.
Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
Warn all your friends.............
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~ A father told a friend how he had stopped his son
from being late to school.
"I bought him a car" he explained.
"Now he has to get there early to find a parking place.
from being late to school.
"I bought him a car" he explained.
"Now he has to get there early to find a parking place.
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~ A man goes to this Mexican Restaurant
and orders red-hot chicken fajitas.
Of course he pays for it the next day with guts on fire
and wind like Satan's breath.
The problem is there's a woman he's liked for ages and
he' s taking her out for a drive in the country that day.
He picks her up and all's going well except he's having
to hold all his pumped up gas in and he's starting to
feel like he'll explode.
Eventually he decides he'll have to let one go and tries
to let it slip out quietly but misjudges and it comes out
a real rip-snorter with a stink to match.
She coughs and sputters and puts the window down
while he sits there feeling mortally embarrassed.
By now there's an uncomfortable silence which he's
trying desperately to fill.
Eventually, thinking to ask her about current affairs he
asks "Have you seen today's paper?" to which she
replies "No, but if you stop by those bushes over there
I'm sure you'll find some leaves!"
and orders red-hot chicken fajitas.
Of course he pays for it the next day with guts on fire
and wind like Satan's breath.
The problem is there's a woman he's liked for ages and
he' s taking her out for a drive in the country that day.
He picks her up and all's going well except he's having
to hold all his pumped up gas in and he's starting to
feel like he'll explode.
Eventually he decides he'll have to let one go and tries
to let it slip out quietly but misjudges and it comes out
a real rip-snorter with a stink to match.
She coughs and sputters and puts the window down
while he sits there feeling mortally embarrassed.
By now there's an uncomfortable silence which he's
trying desperately to fill.
Eventually, thinking to ask her about current affairs he
asks "Have you seen today's paper?" to which she
replies "No, but if you stop by those bushes over there
I'm sure you'll find some leaves!"
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Todays thought:
* What is written without effort, is in general read
without pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
without pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
Rae's Trivia....
Mark Twain reportedly had a habit of omitting
punctuation in his manuscripts.
His frustrated editor insisted that he insert the proper
marks.
The author responded by sending him a page filled
with punctuation marks, with a note, "Put them in
wherever they seem to fit."
The editor never complained again."
punctuation in his manuscripts.
His frustrated editor insisted that he insert the proper
marks.
The author responded by sending him a page filled
with punctuation marks, with a note, "Put them in
wherever they seem to fit."
The editor never complained again."
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