Mostly cloudy in the morning...
then becoming mostly sunny.
A chance of showers and thunderstorms.
Highs in the lower 90s.
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Chocolate covered Corn Dog bits for breakfast??
I don't know........
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A mouse for breakfast??
Damn, what's going on??
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Don't leave me...I is scared...
They will have me for breakfast!!
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Kiss and make up??
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Are you that hungry..?
Don't eat all my megahertz....
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Oh, no... not again.......
No breakfast for you.....
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What makes you think he wants to be a cat?
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I see you did.......
Got a nice buzz going, do yeah?
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Now you know why......
Cats want their way..... or no way...
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Wow....I gots nothing to say....
so, I'm gone......
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♥♥♥
~ WASHINGTON—After months of heated negotiations
and failed attempts to achieve any kind of consensus,
President Obama turned 50 years old Thursday,
drawing strong criticism from Republicans in Congress.
and failed attempts to achieve any kind of consensus,
President Obama turned 50 years old Thursday,
drawing strong criticism from Republicans in Congress.
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~ Ambien Racing Game;
Heres how you play: on your drive home tonight...
when you get, like, 15, 20 minutes away from your
house, take an Ambien -- and then just try to beat it.
Really fun, and it makes the last part of the drive go
really fast, you guys..
Heres how you play: on your drive home tonight...
when you get, like, 15, 20 minutes away from your
house, take an Ambien -- and then just try to beat it.
Really fun, and it makes the last part of the drive go
really fast, you guys..
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~ My retired husband, Gus, has been attending a
beginning watercolours class.
During one session the instructor asked the class what
they planned to do with their paintings when they were
finished.
Virtually all of the students were undecided,
but Gus knew exactly what he would do with his.
"I'm going to send them to my children,"
he said with a smile, so they can put them on their
refrigerators."
beginning watercolours class.
During one session the instructor asked the class what
they planned to do with their paintings when they were
finished.
Virtually all of the students were undecided,
but Gus knew exactly what he would do with his.
"I'm going to send them to my children,"
he said with a smile, so they can put them on their
refrigerators."
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~ Pete came to work one day, limping something awful.
One of his co-workers noticed and asked what
happened.
Pete replied, “Oh, nothing.
It’s just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while.”
“I never knew you played hockey.”
“I don’t,” said Pete.....
“I hurt it last year when I lost $1,000 on the Stanley
Cup playoffs and put my foot through the television.”
One of his co-workers noticed and asked what
happened.
Pete replied, “Oh, nothing.
It’s just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while.”
“I never knew you played hockey.”
“I don’t,” said Pete.....
“I hurt it last year when I lost $1,000 on the Stanley
Cup playoffs and put my foot through the television.”
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~ IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAIL CONCERNING MY DOG...
Please be advised I am sick and tired of receiving
questions about my dog who mauled six illegal aliens
wearing Obama tee shirts, four stupid Democrats
wearing Pelosi tee shirts, two rappers, nine teenagers
with pants hanging down past their cracks,
eight customer service desk people speaking in broken
English, three flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver.
FOR THE LAST TIME...
THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!!!!
Please be advised I am sick and tired of receiving
questions about my dog who mauled six illegal aliens
wearing Obama tee shirts, four stupid Democrats
wearing Pelosi tee shirts, two rappers, nine teenagers
with pants hanging down past their cracks,
eight customer service desk people speaking in broken
English, three flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver.
FOR THE LAST TIME...
THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!!!!
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~ Late one night at the insane asylum,
one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Another patient asked, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "Because God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted,
"I did NOT!"
one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Another patient asked, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "Because God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted,
"I did NOT!"
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~ An elderly man went to his doctor and said,
"Doc, I think I'm getting senile.
Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up."
"That's not senility," replied the doctor.
"Senility is when you forget to zip down!"
"Doc, I think I'm getting senile.
Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up."
"That's not senility," replied the doctor.
"Senility is when you forget to zip down!"
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* For his wife's birthday, a doctor ordered a cake with
this inscription:
"You are not getting older, You are getting better."
When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said,
"Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top, and
'You are just getting better' at the bottom."
It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to serve the
cake that he discovered it read:
"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP, YOU ARE
JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."
this inscription:
"You are not getting older, You are getting better."
When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said,
"Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top, and
'You are just getting better' at the bottom."
It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to serve the
cake that he discovered it read:
"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP, YOU ARE
JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."
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* Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table.
The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire
what he would like. T
he first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."
The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what
he would like.
The vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."
The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what
he would like.
The vampire responds, "I vould like some plasma."
The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have
this order correct.
You want two bloods and a blood light?"
The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire
what he would like. T
he first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."
The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what
he would like.
The vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."
The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what
he would like.
The vampire responds, "I vould like some plasma."
The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have
this order correct.
You want two bloods and a blood light?"
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* sometimes when you hurt no one sees your pain.
sometimes when you cry no one sees your tears.
sometimes when you are worried no one sees your stress.
sometimes when you are happy no one sees you smile.
but try picking your nose just one fricken time and see.
how much attention you get...
sometimes when you cry no one sees your tears.
sometimes when you are worried no one sees your stress.
sometimes when you are happy no one sees you smile.
but try picking your nose just one fricken time and see.
how much attention you get...
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Todays Thought......
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination
is out of focus. - Mark Twain
is out of focus. - Mark Twain
Rae's Trivia....
The biggest snake in the world is the anaconda of South
America.
The largest anaconda ever was 27 feet (8.45 meters)
long and more than 3 feet (1 meter) around, with a
weight close to a quarter-ton.
America.
The largest anaconda ever was 27 feet (8.45 meters)
long and more than 3 feet (1 meter) around, with a
weight close to a quarter-ton.
1 comment:
Cute pics Gus. Raining over here so about par :^( That is ond huge snake
Hugs Rae x
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