Pretty nice day...... Hot again in the coming week....
Ice cream party yesterday... Was great....
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Did get out and got some pictures on the deck....
Had about 15-20 fliting around...
Love watching them....
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Grilled Cheese this morning??
Looks good.......
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Pete Likes Turtle soup...
well heres enough to last awhile......
I've never tried that, but I hear it's good.....
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Not stick, Huh......
Can't get label off......
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Run, baby, RUN.....
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Yep.......
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Okay,Okay....I'm going.....
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Somebuddy, is in a heap of trouble...
But I guess it's an easy thing to do.....
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Does he reall think he's Cool??
I wonder what kind of work he does??
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Some ones got a fight on their hands.....
Thats gotta hurt.....
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No sleep tonight, for Eno.....
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Air condistoner works?
Cool Scooter, Huh??
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Nap time....See you tomorrow morning.....
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♥♥♥
* I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West
riding in a stagecoach.
Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulled up to the left side
of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulled up on the
right.
The man leaned down, pulled open the door and jumped
off his horse into the stagecoach.
Then he opened the other door and jumped onto the
other horse.
Just before he rode off, I yelled out,
"What was all that about?"
He replied, "Nothing. It's just a stage I'm going through."
riding in a stagecoach.
Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulled up to the left side
of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulled up on the
right.
The man leaned down, pulled open the door and jumped
off his horse into the stagecoach.
Then he opened the other door and jumped onto the
other horse.
Just before he rode off, I yelled out,
"What was all that about?"
He replied, "Nothing. It's just a stage I'm going through."
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~ Three men were sitting on a park bench.
The one in the middle was reading a newspaper;
the others were pretending to fish.
They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines, and reeled in
their catch.
A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle
and asked the man in the middle if he new the other two.
“Oh yes” he said. “They ‘re my friends.”
“In that case,” warned the officer, “you’d better get
them out of here!”
“Yes, sir” the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.
The one in the middle was reading a newspaper;
the others were pretending to fish.
They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines, and reeled in
their catch.
A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle
and asked the man in the middle if he new the other two.
“Oh yes” he said. “They ‘re my friends.”
“In that case,” warned the officer, “you’d better get
them out of here!”
“Yes, sir” the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.
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~ "Never order food in excess of your body weight."
(Erma Bombeck...)
(Erma Bombeck...)
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~ A woman’s work that is never done is the stuff she
asks her husband to do.
asks her husband to do.
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~ A young man was always late for work so finally his
boss told him if he was late the next day he would be
fired.
The following morning the young man arrived in the
office half and hour late.
Remembering the threat, he donned a hat and dark
glasses and said as the manager walked in,
"Can I apply for the new vacancy please?"
He kept his job.
boss told him if he was late the next day he would be
fired.
The following morning the young man arrived in the
office half and hour late.
Remembering the threat, he donned a hat and dark
glasses and said as the manager walked in,
"Can I apply for the new vacancy please?"
He kept his job.
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~ There was a Japanese man who went to America for
sightseeing.
On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to
drive to the airport.
During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi.
Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly
and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi.
Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and
yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi.
For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the
window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast!
Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet.
And this went on for quite a number of cars.
Finally, the taxi came to the airport.
The fare was US$300.
The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast!
Made in Japan....
sightseeing.
On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to
drive to the airport.
During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi.
Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly
and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi.
Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and
yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi.
For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the
window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast!
Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet.
And this went on for quite a number of cars.
Finally, the taxi came to the airport.
The fare was US$300.
The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast!
Made in Japan....
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~ I came down with the flu and was forced to stay home
one day.
I was glad for the interlude because it taught me how
much my wife loved me.
She was so thrilled to have me around that when a
delivery man or the mailman arrived, she ran out and
yelled, "My husband's home! My husband's home!"
one day.
I was glad for the interlude because it taught me how
much my wife loved me.
She was so thrilled to have me around that when a
delivery man or the mailman arrived, she ran out and
yelled, "My husband's home! My husband's home!"
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~ A little boy found a bible so old it was covered in 12
inches of dust.
The little boy scooped away the dust and then slowly
opened the ancient bible.
As he opened the bible he noticed a leaf.
He quickly ran to his mom and said, "Look what I found
mom!"
The mom asked, "What is it"?
"I think it's Adams underwear", replied the boy.
inches of dust.
The little boy scooped away the dust and then slowly
opened the ancient bible.
As he opened the bible he noticed a leaf.
He quickly ran to his mom and said, "Look what I found
mom!"
The mom asked, "What is it"?
"I think it's Adams underwear", replied the boy.
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~ A mother was taking a shower when her 2 year old
son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in
toilet paper.
Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so she
ran for my camera and took a few shots.
They came out so well that she had copies made and
included one with each of their Christmas cards.
Days later, a relative called about the picture,
laughing hysterically, and suggesting that she take a
closer look.
Puzzled, the mother stared at the photo and was
shocked to discover that in addition to her son, she had
captured her reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but
a camera!
son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in
toilet paper.
Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so she
ran for my camera and took a few shots.
They came out so well that she had copies made and
included one with each of their Christmas cards.
Days later, a relative called about the picture,
laughing hysterically, and suggesting that she take a
closer look.
Puzzled, the mother stared at the photo and was
shocked to discover that in addition to her son, she had
captured her reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but
a camera!
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~ A preacher trained his horse to go when he said,
"Praise the Lord," and to stop when he said, "Amen".
The preacher mounted the horse, said, "Praise the Lord"
and went for a ride.
When he wanted to stop for lunch, he said, "Amen".
He took off again, saying, "Praise the Lord".
The horse started going toward the edge of the cliff.
The preacher got excited and said, "Whoa!".
Then he remembered and said, "Amen", so the horse
stopped at the edge.
The preacher was so relieved that he looked up to
heaven and said, "Praise the Lord!"
"Praise the Lord," and to stop when he said, "Amen".
The preacher mounted the horse, said, "Praise the Lord"
and went for a ride.
When he wanted to stop for lunch, he said, "Amen".
He took off again, saying, "Praise the Lord".
The horse started going toward the edge of the cliff.
The preacher got excited and said, "Whoa!".
Then he remembered and said, "Amen", so the horse
stopped at the edge.
The preacher was so relieved that he looked up to
heaven and said, "Praise the Lord!"
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Pete's Thought for today:
A man is never more truthful than when he
acknowledges himself a liar. - Mark Twain
acknowledges himself a liar. - Mark Twain
Rae's Trivia......
The average life span of London residents in the middle
of the nineteenth century was 27 years.
For members of the working class, it was 22 years.
Berengaria, queen of England and wife of Richard the
Lionhearted, never set foot in England.
She lived in Italy most of her life while her husband was
off on adventures and crusades.
of the nineteenth century was 27 years.
For members of the working class, it was 22 years.
Berengaria, queen of England and wife of Richard the
Lionhearted, never set foot in England.
She lived in Italy most of her life while her husband was
off on adventures and crusades.
1 comment:
Great catching up again. Still waiting for our summer to begin - it's muggy but overcast more often than not, temps not getting out of the upper teens :^(
Great trivia as always was floored by the one about mossie's, why the hell didn't Noah swat them when he had the chance? :^))))
Rae x
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