Had some t-Storms last night, but gonna be great
for the next couple days......but Hot-Hot for the
Holiday weekend.....
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Just a lite breakfast this morning...
Maybe some toast, with it.....
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Some oak for Petes Smoker.....
It's cut up and ready for ya, Pete.....
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Not a thing...how about you??
These "Gater Guys" know how to get Gaters.....
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Yeah, thanks....it's uncomfortable too...
Since you got fat.......
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Looks like you have had a few Cheeseburger's...
Fat "Bubba".....
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"Chuck Norris... can with one round kick...
He will take you out.......
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Now...Why would anyone sit on Eno's couch??
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Ready to go swimming??
Boy! this would soil your underwear......
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A secure parking area??
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Boy...talk about soiling yourself......
See you in the morning....
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* Any argument about where to pitch a campsite
results in a tent situation.
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* An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he
had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer
to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile,
and give them a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline."
He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard
time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that
someone would have a smart comment.
Finally everyone had gotten off except for this little old
lady walking with a cane.
She said, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?"
"Why no Ma'am," said the pilot, "what is it?"
The little old lady said,
"Did we land or were we shot down?"
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* Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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* Manny is almost 29 years old. His friends have
already gotten married, but Manny still just dates and dates.
Finally, a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you
looking for the perfect woman?
Are you that particular?
Can't you find anyone who suits you?"
"No," Manny replies. "I meet many nice girls,
but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents,
my Mother doesn't like them.
So I keep on looking!"
"Listen," his friend suggests, "Why don't you find a
girl who's just like your dear ole Mother?"
Many weeks go by and again Manny and his friend get together.
"So, Manny, did you find that perfect girl yet--one
that's just like your Mother?"
Manny shrugs his shoulders, "Yes, I found one just like
Mom.
And my mother loved her, and they became fast friends."
So should I congratulate you?
"Are you and this girl engaged, yet?"
"I'm afraid not.
My Father can't stand her!"
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* What does receiving a beating by police actually
taste like? Try the delicious new snack : Truncheon Munch.
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* "We do feature a smoking section on this flight;
if you must smoke, contact a member of the flight crewand we will escort you to the wings."
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* Enticed by a television promotion, my wife ordered
a popular exercise machine on a 30-day trial offer.
Two weeks later she decided not to buy it, and called
UPS to arrange for a pickup.
The next day the UPS driver arrived at our house.
"Oh no, not another one of these," he said.
"All I've been doing is delivering these machines,
then picking them up.
The only person getting exercise from these things is me!"
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* During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice
completely for two days. To help me communicate with him, my husband devised
a system of taps.
One tap meant "Give me a kiss."
Two taps meant "No."
Three taps meant "Yes."
and 95 taps meant "Take out the garbage."
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* Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a
woman's sex drive by up to 90%.It's called wedding cake.
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~ Adam was talking to God one day, and asked,
"why did you make Eve so pretty?"God replied, "So you would love her".
Adam then asked, "why did you make her such a good
cook?".
God replied, "So that you would love her".
Adam asked, "Why does she have such a heavenly
smile?".
God said "So you would love her".
Finally, Adam asked "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God replied, "So that she would love you!".
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Todays Thought:
Never answer an anonymous letter. - Yogi Berra
Rae's Trivia....
During World War I, because of their acute hearing,
parrots were kept on the Eiffel Tower to warn of approaching aircraft long before the planes were heard
or seen by human spotters.
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