66º right now, will get to 84º later
thunder storm later...Get ready for a heat
wave though Monday and Tuesday....
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A nice Sunrise.....
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Hot Italian for breakfast??
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So thats were my broom went...
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Charles must be wicked....
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Fight--Fight....
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Now that's a weird looking Snail....
Is that what you call "Escargot"??
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She can't believe what she's seeing....
Weird-Weird
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Yes, it is....
I apologise, I won't let it happen again...
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Yep! That's what they do.....
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What would "Roy" & "Gabby" Do??
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There goes my ride.......
I wish you guys were more careful....
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♥♥♥
~~ One recent Sunday, a young boy arrived to his
Sunday school class late.
His teacher knew that the boy was usually very prompt
and asked him if anything was wrong.
The boy replied no, that he was going to go fishing,
but that his dad told him that he needed to go to church
instead.
The teacher was very impressed and asked the boy if
his father had explained to him why it was more
important to go to church rather than to go fishing.
To which the boy replied, "Yes, ma'am, he did.
My dad said that he didn't have enough bait for both of
us."
Sunday school class late.
His teacher knew that the boy was usually very prompt
and asked him if anything was wrong.
The boy replied no, that he was going to go fishing,
but that his dad told him that he needed to go to church
instead.
The teacher was very impressed and asked the boy if
his father had explained to him why it was more
important to go to church rather than to go fishing.
To which the boy replied, "Yes, ma'am, he did.
My dad said that he didn't have enough bait for both of
us."
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~~ Two young blonde women were playing golf at a
foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green.
Each hit their ball anyway.
When they walked to the green, they discovered one
ball about three feet from the cup, while the other ball
somehow had gone directly in.
The blondes tried to figure out which ball belonged to
who, since they were both using Titleist number threes.
Unable to decide, they returned to the Club House and
asked the golf pro for a ruling.
After hearing their story and congratulating them both
on their superb shots under such adverse conditions the
pro asked,.."Okay, so who was playing the yellow ball?"
foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green.
Each hit their ball anyway.
When they walked to the green, they discovered one
ball about three feet from the cup, while the other ball
somehow had gone directly in.
The blondes tried to figure out which ball belonged to
who, since they were both using Titleist number threes.
Unable to decide, they returned to the Club House and
asked the golf pro for a ruling.
After hearing their story and congratulating them both
on their superb shots under such adverse conditions the
pro asked,.."Okay, so who was playing the yellow ball?"
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~~ "Osama Bin Laden's supporters want to rename
the Arabian Sea where his body was dumped....
"Martyr Sea" .
Really?.... Martyr Sea ?
Hiding in your bedroom for six years?
How about Chicken of the Sea?"
the Arabian Sea where his body was dumped....
"Martyr Sea" .
Really?.... Martyr Sea ?
Hiding in your bedroom for six years?
How about Chicken of the Sea?"
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~~ members of Al Qaeda are online slamming the U.S.
I don't understand why they're so upset.
Everyone in Al Qaeda just got a promotion."
I don't understand why they're so upset.
Everyone in Al Qaeda just got a promotion."
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~~ Because of sniper activity, no soldier on our base
in Iraq was ever permitted to jog along the perimeter
fence.
Smart rule, smarter than some of the guards who worked
there.
When I told an MP about some joggers near the fence,
he asked, "These runners, are they on foot?"
in Iraq was ever permitted to jog along the perimeter
fence.
Smart rule, smarter than some of the guards who worked
there.
When I told an MP about some joggers near the fence,
he asked, "These runners, are they on foot?"
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~~ Driving along on a sunny day with her young
granddaughter by her side, my sister was on top of the
world.
"Grandma," said the girl, "is Grandpa a lot older
than you?"
"A few years, yes," she said.
Then, fishing for a compliment, she inquired,
"Why do you ask?"
"Well, his mustache is a lot bigger than yours."
granddaughter by her side, my sister was on top of the
world.
"Grandma," said the girl, "is Grandpa a lot older
than you?"
"A few years, yes," she said.
Then, fishing for a compliment, she inquired,
"Why do you ask?"
"Well, his mustache is a lot bigger than yours."
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~~ husband and wife were at a party chatting with
some friends when the subject of marriage counseling
came up.
"Oh, we'll never need that.
My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife
explained.
"He was a communication major in college, and I
majored in theater arts.
He communicates really well, and I just act as if I'm
listening."
some friends when the subject of marriage counseling
came up.
"Oh, we'll never need that.
My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife
explained.
"He was a communication major in college, and I
majored in theater arts.
He communicates really well, and I just act as if I'm
listening."
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~~ I read this article that said the typical symptoms of
stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse
buying and driving too fast.
Are they kidding?...... That is my idea of a perfect day.
stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse
buying and driving too fast.
Are they kidding?...... That is my idea of a perfect day.
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~~ For the holidays one year, rather than send gifts,
Pete decided to enclose checks in his greeting cards.
Inside each card he wrote... " Buy your own presents"
and then sent them off.
A few months later, he discovered the checks he had
"mailed" under a pile of books.
Pete decided to enclose checks in his greeting cards.
Inside each card he wrote... " Buy your own presents"
and then sent them off.
A few months later, he discovered the checks he had
"mailed" under a pile of books.
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~~ Q: What did the man who was just cloned say?
A: "I'm beside myself!"
A: "I'm beside myself!"
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Todays thought:
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because
the brain is entirely fat.
Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do
is run for public office.
the brain is entirely fat.
Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do
is run for public office.
(And because I'm in a good Mood.....)
"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies." - Aristotle
Rae's Trivia......
Star Trek fans in over 120 countries lament the fact that
Patrick Stewart has never won an Emmy Award for his role
as Capt. Jean-Luc Picard on Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Patrick Stewart has never won an Emmy Award for his role
as Capt. Jean-Luc Picard on Star Trek: The Next Generation.
(And)
Napoleon appointed three scientists to create a device
that would preserve rations for his troops as they
attacked Russia.
Their brainchild: canned food.
In the French team was Louis Pasteur, the inventor of
the pasteurization method.
The technique they developed for canning is virtually the
same process used today.
Unfortunately, the scientists didn’t also invent a can
opener.
So by relying on knives and bayonets to pierce the thick
metal cans, many soldiers severely wounded
themselves, some even cutting off a finger or two!
that would preserve rations for his troops as they
attacked Russia.
Their brainchild: canned food.
In the French team was Louis Pasteur, the inventor of
the pasteurization method.
The technique they developed for canning is virtually the
same process used today.
Unfortunately, the scientists didn’t also invent a can
opener.
So by relying on knives and bayonets to pierce the thick
metal cans, many soldiers severely wounded
themselves, some even cutting off a finger or two!
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1 comment:
Great sunrise Gus love it! Our weather has been as weird as yours sure isn't like the May's that I remember!....:(
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