week.....In the 90's......
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Remembering all the "Heros"
Today is their day.....
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Time for cook outs....
Sit around in the shade, and eat....
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I guess the cat don't like his breakfast??
Wanted links??
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Are you being eaten??
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Been eating the paintings again??
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Wow...You waiting for Breakfast.....
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No not every one.....
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Glad you found a home.....
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What can I say?? I really like Eno........
Reminds me of a friend of mine......
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Okay...who's the card shark??
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Well, gotta go.....the "Boss" is calling....
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~~ Pete....we gotta fix the Blog...
Gus: We've modified the warp coils by reversing
the polarity of the inverse geometric phase integrator
and adding a broad-band neutrino generator to the
hyper-magnetic field controls.
Pete: What will that do?
Gus: Not a damn thing, but it sure as hell *sounds*
impressive!
Gus: We've modified the warp coils by reversing
the polarity of the inverse geometric phase integrator
and adding a broad-band neutrino generator to the
hyper-magnetic field controls.
Pete: What will that do?
Gus: Not a damn thing, but it sure as hell *sounds*
impressive!
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~~ Little Johnny was at the local supermarket with his
parents.
Little Johnny, got tired of walking, so his Dad let Little
Johnny sit on his shoulders.
As they walked Little Johnny started pulling his Dad's
hair.
His Dad asked Little Johnny to stop numerous times
but he kept on.
Eventually Little Johnny's Dad got really annoyed and
said, "Son Stop that immediately!"
"But, Daddy", Little Johnny replied,
"I'm just trying to get my chewing-gum back".
parents.
Little Johnny, got tired of walking, so his Dad let Little
Johnny sit on his shoulders.
As they walked Little Johnny started pulling his Dad's
hair.
His Dad asked Little Johnny to stop numerous times
but he kept on.
Eventually Little Johnny's Dad got really annoyed and
said, "Son Stop that immediately!"
"But, Daddy", Little Johnny replied,
"I'm just trying to get my chewing-gum back".
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~~ Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.
As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his
crotch.
The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you’ve got a hold
of my privates."
The woman replies, "Yes.
Now, we’re going to be careful not to hurt each other,
aren’t we."
~~ Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.
As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his
crotch.
The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you’ve got a hold
of my privates."
The woman replies, "Yes.
Now, we’re going to be careful not to hurt each other,
aren’t we."
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~~ "Dogs are our link to paradise.
They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is
to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring ...
it was peace."
They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is
to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring ...
it was peace."
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~~ Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually
alter your DNA.
Decades from now your descendants will occasionally
clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
alter your DNA.
Decades from now your descendants will occasionally
clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
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~~ Country music resonates with Scottish people —
getting drunk, getting your heart broken, and getting
drunk again.
getting drunk, getting your heart broken, and getting
drunk again.
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~~ Whenever Chuck Norris looks in a mirror it breaks.
Because not even glass is dumb enough to stand
between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Because not even glass is dumb enough to stand
between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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~~ After the accident, I told the police officer I thought
the driver of the other vehicle was drunk.
He told me the other vehicle was a cow.
the driver of the other vehicle was drunk.
He told me the other vehicle was a cow.
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~~ How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
When he can still step on Dolly Parton’s toes.
When he can still step on Dolly Parton’s toes.
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~~ The amount of sleep required by the average person
is about five minutes more.
is about five minutes more.
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~~ Benefits of exercising:
1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the
postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water
and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run, does nothing ..yet lives for 450 years.
AND YOU TELL ME TO EXERCISE!
1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the
postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water
and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run, does nothing ..yet lives for 450 years.
AND YOU TELL ME TO EXERCISE!
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Todays Thought: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway
Raes Trivia....
On November 23, 1969, four years after receiving it,
John Lennon sent back his Most Excellent Order of the
British Empire (MBE) award.
He stated that he was returning the MBE in protest against
British involvement in Biafra, Nigeria, and Vietnam.
John Lennon sent back his Most Excellent Order of the
British Empire (MBE) award.
He stated that he was returning the MBE in protest against
British involvement in Biafra, Nigeria, and Vietnam.
I want to take time to say thanks to all of the
service men and our Heros for a job well done....
and Semper Fi... Capt.
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