We're going to have cooler, weather, and some rain....
It looks like some rain for Easter....
Looks like we will have lots of Hummingbirds this year..
Already have 5-6 feeding on the feeders..
It's nice sitting on the deck watching them...
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Scrambled eggs with sausage, and toast this morning...
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Did you find it yet??
Must be gone!!
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Looks like someone told you to shut up,
and you thought they said Stand up...
Any way they worked on you....
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You should have opened a can of whoopass on them
Bubba.....
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What good is this first-aid kit??
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Yeah, just what we need!!
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No mice?? or are you too lazy?
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I doesn't know??
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Yea... Make everything higher....
been tried...don't work...
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Wow.... time to leave!!
What a dummy....
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♥♥♥
~~ Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming
voice from above: “Saul, sell your business.”
He ignores it. It goes on for days.
“Saul, sell your business for $3 million.”
After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store.
The voice says ‘Saul, go to Las Vegas.”
He asks why.
“Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas.”
He obeys, goes to a casino.
Voice says, “Saul , go to the blackjack table and put it
down all on one hand.”
He hesitates but knows he must.
He’s dealt an 18.
The dealer has a six showing.
“Saul, take a card.”
What? The dealer has —
“Take a card!”
He tells the dealer to hit him.
Saul gets an ace...... Nineteen.
He breathes easy.
“Saul, take another card.”
What?
“TAKE ANOTHER CARD!”
He asks for another card.
It’s another ace. He has twenty.
“Saul, take another card,” the voice commands.
I have twenty! Saul shouts.
“TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!” booms the voice.
Hit me,Saul says.
He gets another ace. Twenty one.
The booming voice goes: “un--believable!”
voice from above: “Saul, sell your business.”
He ignores it. It goes on for days.
“Saul, sell your business for $3 million.”
After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store.
The voice says ‘Saul, go to Las Vegas.”
He asks why.
“Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas.”
He obeys, goes to a casino.
Voice says, “Saul , go to the blackjack table and put it
down all on one hand.”
He hesitates but knows he must.
He’s dealt an 18.
The dealer has a six showing.
“Saul, take a card.”
What? The dealer has —
“Take a card!”
He tells the dealer to hit him.
Saul gets an ace...... Nineteen.
He breathes easy.
“Saul, take another card.”
What?
“TAKE ANOTHER CARD!”
He asks for another card.
It’s another ace. He has twenty.
“Saul, take another card,” the voice commands.
I have twenty! Saul shouts.
“TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!” booms the voice.
Hit me,Saul says.
He gets another ace. Twenty one.
The booming voice goes: “un--believable!”
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~~ During a recent password audit by Microsoft &
Google,
it was found that a blonde was using the following
password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy
Sacramento"
When asked why she had such a long password, she said
she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters
long and include at least one capital.
Google,
it was found that a blonde was using the following
password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy
Sacramento"
When asked why she had such a long password, she said
she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters
long and include at least one capital.
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~~ An elderly woman fell down the stairs and broke her
leg.
The doctor put it in a cast and warned her not to walk up
and down the stairs.
The leg was slow in mending.
Finally, after six months, the doctor announced it was all
right to remove the cast.
"Can I climb the stairs now?" asked the old lady.
"Yes" answered the doctor.
"Oh, I'm so glad," she smiled.
"I'm sick of climbing up and down the drainpipe all the
time."
leg.
The doctor put it in a cast and warned her not to walk up
and down the stairs.
The leg was slow in mending.
Finally, after six months, the doctor announced it was all
right to remove the cast.
"Can I climb the stairs now?" asked the old lady.
"Yes" answered the doctor.
"Oh, I'm so glad," she smiled.
"I'm sick of climbing up and down the drainpipe all the
time."
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~~ My Italian American friend is very self-conscious
about his height, or lack thereof.
So I always steer clear of the subject.
One day, he and I went to lunch at a Sub shop.
"I'll take the Italian," he said to the guy behind the
counter. "Salami, Provolone, and peppers."
"Do you want a full hero or half one?" came the reply.
"Ah... gimme a half," my friend says.
After placing our orders, we took our seats.
A few minutes later, my friend grimaced when we heard...
"Small Italian, your order is up!"
about his height, or lack thereof.
So I always steer clear of the subject.
One day, he and I went to lunch at a Sub shop.
"I'll take the Italian," he said to the guy behind the
counter. "Salami, Provolone, and peppers."
"Do you want a full hero or half one?" came the reply.
"Ah... gimme a half," my friend says.
After placing our orders, we took our seats.
A few minutes later, my friend grimaced when we heard...
"Small Italian, your order is up!"
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~~ When everything is coming your way, you're in the
wrong lane!
wrong lane!
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~~ As three-year-old Katelyn and her parents Mark and
Angie were leaving the church service, the pastor shook
the little girl's hand and said, "It was so nice to see you in
church this morning."
Just then Katelyn noticed a young woman wearing a
leopard print blouse.
She pointed and exclaimed loudly, "Hey, Daddy,
that lady's shirt matches your underpants."
Angie were leaving the church service, the pastor shook
the little girl's hand and said, "It was so nice to see you in
church this morning."
Just then Katelyn noticed a young woman wearing a
leopard print blouse.
She pointed and exclaimed loudly, "Hey, Daddy,
that lady's shirt matches your underpants."
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~~ Fred came home from his first day at school.
"Nothing exciting happened," he told his mother,
"except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I
told her."
"Nothing exciting happened," he told his mother,
"except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I
told her."
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~~ On his first day at work, a recent UVA graduate was
handed a broom by his new boss and told to sweep the
floor.
He looked at the boss with disgust and said, "Hey! I'm
a graduate of UVA, you know!"
The manager took the broom back and said,
"Really? Sorry about that.
Here, let me show you how it's done."
handed a broom by his new boss and told to sweep the
floor.
He looked at the boss with disgust and said, "Hey! I'm
a graduate of UVA, you know!"
The manager took the broom back and said,
"Really? Sorry about that.
Here, let me show you how it's done."
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~~ "What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm!"
-Rodney Dangerfield
-Rodney Dangerfield
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Todays thought: Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Rae's trivia.....The fingernails grow faster on the hand you favor.
If you are right-handed, your right fingernails will grow
faster, and vice versa.
The middle fingernail grows faster than any other nail.
If you are right-handed, your right fingernails will grow
faster, and vice versa.
The middle fingernail grows faster than any other nail.
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