Good Morning, Friends....
The weather is changing...Gonna start getting warmer...
Nice weekend coming...
Daylight savings this weekend....
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A rainy, dreary day yesterday....
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Waffles this Morning??
Looks mighty good.......
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Looks like he's happy....
Must have had them Waffles for breakfast....
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Watch OUT!!
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I know they Ignore you until feeding time...
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Wow...What a drop kick!!
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Cats love playing with a laser light..
They will play for hours....
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Wanna fight??
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High 5 and Ant Eater??
sounds kinda weird....don't it?
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This is why you tie your load down......
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~~ Apparently Sly Stallone is in talks to make Rocky 7..... In this one he'll fight Arthritis..
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~~ Two little old ladies, Dorace & Jackie were sitting on
a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show
was in progress.
The short one, Jackie leaned over and said,'Life is so boring.
We never have any fun any more.
For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that
stupid, boring flower show!'
'You're on!' said Dorace, holding up a $10.00 note.
So Jackie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and
completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can)
through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion
inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill
whistling.
Finally, the smiling Jackie came through the exit door
surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.
'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.
'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement... !'
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~~ Speak of the devil, I was so worried about my receding
hairline I made a deal with him.
He promised that if I ever go bald, he'd make it grow back.
So now I have adopted a devil make hair attitude even
though I know someday there'll be Hell toupee.
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~~ How many blonde jokes are there?
One, the rest are true stories....
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~~ An elderly couple had been experiencing declining
memories, so they decided to take a power memory class
where one is taught to remember things by association.
A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking
with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.
"What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.
"Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered.
"You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really
nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?"
"A rose?" asked the neighbor.
"Yes, that's it," replied the old man.
He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose,
what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class
from?
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~~ I just lost my job at the orange juice factory ....
I just couldn't concentrate
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~~ A baby was just born.
He had all his pieces and looked quite normal, except that
he was laughing like crazy.
I mean laughing real hard.
All the doctors and nurses were examining the little thing,
in front of the worried parents, but he kept on laughing,
his tiny fists all closed and tears rolling from his eyes.
One at a time, a pediatrician unfolded the tiny fingers to
check if the hand was all right, and... guess what he found?
The birth control pill!
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~~ I got a new stick deodorant today.
The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely..
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~~ Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades..
Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and
adventures.
Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few
times a week to play cards.
One day they were playing cards when one looked at the
other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me....
I know we've been friends for a long time.....but I just can't
think of your name!
I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it.
Please tell me what your name is.'
Her friend glared at her.
For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her.
Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?'
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~~ Q: What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have
in common?
A: The same middle name.
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Todays Thought: Experience is something you get when you didn't get what you expected.....
Rae's Trivia: Paper money originated in China in the year 910 and amazed Marco Polo when he visited three centuries later. He also noted that the emperor, Kublai Khan, seemed to be printing an awful lot of notes…which ultimately wrecked the economy. Due to skyrocketing inflation caused by churning out so much money, paper bills had to be abolished in China in the 15th century.
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