Good Morning, Friends and Neighbors....
Trying to get back in the grove... but Google
blogger is still messed up....
Oh, well maybe tomorrow.....
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Here's a pic I took from on top of the Dunes at Merritt island...
Was very windy...
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Planes waiting to take off....
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Yeah, right....
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Whoa...Bubba... you in a heap of trouble.....
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You eat to many of them peanuts...
you ain't getting out....
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It's true.....
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Dressed up for the Prom dance....
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PML...PML....
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What can I say??
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Seriously...Why would you want this??
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I better go now.... Barney is loading his gun.....
Duck behind the box...Petewete.....
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~~ The TSA is stepping up their security operations, so if you are going to travel and take your pet please be aware that it and you could have to undergo a full body sniff..
The full body sniff has been described as very invasive and several K9 travelers have opted for the full body grope instead. The TSA says these steps are necessary to ensure the safety of all passengers and they have no plans to change their procedures.☼
~~ "Well, Ted, you're certainly coming up in the world.
What's the idea of playing golf with not one,
but two caddies!"
"Oh, it was my wife's idea."
"Your wife?"
"Yeah," answers Ted, "She thought I should spend more
time with the kids."
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~~ While visiting my mother in the hospital,
I stopped in the cafeteria for breakfast.
I set a piece of bread on the moving toaster rack and waited
for it to pass under the heated coils and return golden brown.
Instead, it got stuck at the back of the toaster and I couldn't
reach it.
The woman next in line quickly seized a pair of tongs,
reached in, and fished out the piece of toast.
"You must be an emergency worker," I joked.
"No" she replied with a grin.....
"I'm an obstetrician."
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~~ My daughter called me at work to say I was to phone
Ivan at my bank.
The operator asked me what Ivan's last name was and I
explained he hadn't left his surname.
What department was he in, she asked.
He hadn't left that information either.
"There are over 1,700 employees in this building, ma'am,"
she advised me rather curtly.
After a few more brusque comments, I asked her for her
name. "Donna," she said.
"And your last name?" I asked.
"Sorry," she replied, "we don't give out last names."
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~~ My grandfather came to America to gain freedom,
but it didn't work.
My grandmother came over on the very next boat.
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~~ A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills.
The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.'
He stands up and says, "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R."
The teacher says, "No, that's wrong.
Can anyone else spell before?"
Another little boy stands up and says,
"Before, B-E-F-O-O-R."
Again the teacher says, "No, that's wrong."
The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, can you spell 'before'?"
Little Johnny stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-R-E."
"Excellent Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?"
Little Johnny says, "That's easy.
Two plus two be fore."
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~~ The prime minister of India was at the White House.
One embarrassing moment was when President Obama
said to the prime minister,
'Could you take a look at my computer?'
'I'm having some problems with it, I can't seem to get
through on the tech line.'
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~~ Two brothers were always getting into trouble in their
neighborhood.
The people in the neighborhood started complaining to the
parents about the boys.
So the boys parents decided to have their priest talk to the
boys.
The priest asks to speak to the boys alone, requesting to
see the youngest first.
The young boy comes in and sits at a large table across the
room from the priest.
The priest looks at the boy, points at him and, trying to
emphasize that God is in everyone, asks, "Where is God?"
The boy looks around the room and back at the priest and
says nothing. Again, the priest points at the boy and in a
louder voice asks, "Where is God?"
The boy says nothing.
The priest walks around the table, pointing inches from the
boy’s face and asks again, "Where is God?"
The boy jumps out of his chair and runs out the door.
The boy runs right home, grabs his older brother and says to
him, "We are in BIG trouble!"
His brother replies, "We haven't done anything!"
The younger brother replies, "God's missing, and they
think we did it!"
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~~ An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.
The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days.
This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty
pounds.
The blonde follows the doctor's advice, and, after thirty
days, she was pleased to find that she'd indeed lost twenty
pounds.
She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful
advice which produced such effective results.
At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last
question:
"How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"
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Todays Thought: "We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it."
Rae's Trivia.... Who came up with the different blood types... (e.g., A+, O-, etc.)?
The Business of classifying blood into various groups or types was first described by Karl Landsteiner in 1901.
More specifically, Landsteiner, an Austrian-born U.S. immunologist, discovered the "ABO" system, made up of four groups (A, B, AB, and O) into which all blood can be classified.
Apparently it's the presence or absence of certain "antigens" in your blood that determines type.
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