Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends and neighbors....

Had a wonderful 2 week visit to my "Special Lady" and Friends...

Saw alot thanks to "Clay" who drove us around Canveral...

"Bruce" who was a great help......

And "Laura"..That Lady can cook !..and I ate too much...

I even got to meet "Alison" a pretty young Lady...

Was so nice to meet every one of you....

You all are so Special".....

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Pete...I would have went and got him, and brought him to you...

but I didn't know were Momma was..

and I an't messing with "MOMMA"..

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I swear I thought this was a snake....

But it's a bird called "Snake Bird"

Real name is "Anhinga"!

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"Bobbie's" cat..."Stinky"

Guarding her house (box)

Stick your hand in and see what you get!!

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You don't have to feel that way.....

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Nice warm bed.........

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Cabbage??

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Bite that Finger!!...

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He's cool....

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Yep....

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Just a wee bit more........

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No...your breath.....smells..

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♥♥♥

~~ A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.

He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!
"Later, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows,
"Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The terrified wildebeest stammers, "Oh great lion, you are
by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!"
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars,
"Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his
trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times,
making the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari
wagon.
The elephant then stomped on the lion until it looked like a
corn tortilla and then ambled away.
The lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and
hollered after the elephant, "Geez, just because you don't
know the answer, you don't have to get so MAD!"

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~~ The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."
"Good. What comes after three."
"Four," answers the boy.
"What comes after six?"
"Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher.
"Your dad did a good job.
What comes after ten?"
"A jack," says the kid.

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~~ The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when
a policeman ran up to help.
"My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!"
the shaken man told the cop.
"The car hit you from behind," the officer said.
"How could you tell it was your mother-in-law?"
"I recognized her laugh!"

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~~ I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that
as both husband and father, I can say anything I want to
around the house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

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~~ If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one..

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~~ Tommy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around
the house with his finger.
His mother, Pat, tells him to stop it as he's liable to
break something.
He continues. "Tommy" Pat screams. "Knock it off.
You're going to break something."
He stops and eventually she leaves for a short trip to the store.
Tommy starts up with the balloon again.
He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet.
Pat comes in and while putting away the groceries gets the urge.
A diarrhea run.
She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH,
out it comes.
When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what
she's seeing.
Diarrhea everywhere!
She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet!
She calls her doctor.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation,
but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he
gets down on his knees and takes a long,
hard look at the thing.
Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see
what it might be and POP!
The balloon explodes and diarrhea is everywhere.
On him, the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you alright?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and
this is the first time I've ever seen a fart!"

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~~ The doctor says to the patient,
"Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window".
"What will that do?" asks the patient.
The doctor says, "I'm mad at my neighbor!"

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~~ At a baby shower her co-workers gave her,
my daughter mentioned she had a craving for grapes.
"Steve and I wonder if we have a wine maker here," she joked.
"Don't laugh," added an older friend,
"I couldn't stop eating doughnuts during my pregnancy,
and now our son's a policeman."

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~~ During a lecture on the influence of media on teens,
a typo in the PowerPoint presentation revealed the
professor's true opinion.
The title read "Three Reasons Teens Are Vulnerable Toads."

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Todays Thought:  "No man is rich enough to buy back his past."


Rae's Trivia.....While the mining town of Tucson, Arizona, become notorious for its saloons, gambling houses, and the bloody Earp-Clanton shoot-out at the O.K. Corral..
Tombstone was actually larger than Tucson in the 1880s and, surprisingly, was the most cultivated city in the Old West..
After surviving the Great Depression in the 1930s in the United States, Tombstone became known as the
"Town Too Tough To Die.."
It has now become a popular tourist spot, retaining its Old West charm and performing reenactments of the O.K. Corral battle to large crowds..