Good Morning...everyone...
We lucked out, we only had a dusting of snow...
But the roads are slick because of ice, under the snow...
It was a misty rain before the snow....
I have 28 now, and will be windy....
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Petewete...a Philly cheese steak sammich this morning??
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Or maybe some fish??
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You didn't....Poor Birdie......
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Try to sneak into the house...huh!
Ought to leave you hang for awhile....
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Yep, more ram....
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No wonder my coffee tastes funny...er....awful..
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Gotta watch out for these birds....
They will attack you..... mean...mean..
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What you think, reader......
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Gourmet food.....
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?????????
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Do you think it's fast??
I don't know, but them belts scare me.....
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~~ Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night will stop my fellow mail carriers and me from delivering junk mail.
One day, I delivered an envelope full of coupons to a home that was addressed: "To the Smart Shopper at..."
The next day, the envelope was returned with this note
scrawled on it: "Not at This Address."
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~~ What's the best way to see flying saucers?
...Pinch a waitress.
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~~ Singer Carrie Underwood is married to professional
hockey player Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators.
She explains that her marriage is working out well,
because what she bring to the happy union is a full set of teeth.
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~~ Q: How do you tell the difference between a walrus and
an orange?
A: Put your arms around it and squeeze it.
If you don't get orange juice, it's a walrus.
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~~ Why do Dentists tend to get fat?
Almost everything they touch is filling.
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~~ Humorist Phil Proctor does a lot of radio voice-overs.
But his favorite part of the job is reading the character
descriptions in the script:
• "We're looking for the voice of God,
but not a goofy God, a real God."
• "Sounds good-looking."
• (For a fast-food campaign) "This is not a bitter chicken,
but he is having trouble coping with the modern world."
• "Female voice...... American.
Sultry, like drinking chocolate from the back of a moose."
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~~ Gus sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar.
He walks up to her and says, "Where have you been all my life?"
"Well," she says, "for the first half of it, I wasn't even born."
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~~ Q: Why do seals swim in salt water?
A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
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~~ When a woman came through my cashier's line at
Wal-Mart, her purchase came to twenty dollars.
"That's what I had in my hand.
You must be psychic," she joked.
"I am," I teased.
"I knew exactly how much you wanted to spend."
The next customer stepped up and,
looking at me with a big grin, pulled out a one-dollar bill.
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~~ A new analysis of genes from human body lice indicates
modern humans began wearing clothing and attracting lice
as far back as 170,000 years ago.
For those who consider that really disgusting, just ask yourself
if things have really changed that much when you have
Lady Gaga coming on stage last year in a meat dress.
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