Good Morning, Friends and Neighbors....
27º degrees now, but gonna be sunny and 46º today....
Everyone have a good Holiday?
Time to go back to work....
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This was the sunrise the other day...
Pretty isn't it...
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This was yesterday morning, an overcast day....
looked like it was raining on the mountains....
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Looks just like you....
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Sounds like a movie??
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You gotta get lower than that......
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So, that's were my drink went.....
I knew something was wrong.....
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Not everyone....Bubba!
Just the wine-o's
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Your gonna have to hold it for a bit.......
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Yeah, you just listen to that cat.......
he'll fix you up....
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Well, I gotta go....my bus is here.....
(I'd hate to drive this thing..)
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~~ My marriage brought with it four adult stepchildren
(only one of whom I met before the wedding) and a cat.
Soon after our honeymoon, my husband and I invited the
children to our house for a get-to-know-you dinner.
I was nervous and wanted to impress the kids with my
ability to take care of their father and his cat.
The house was neat and tidy, and I had cooked a lovely dinner.
We greeted the kids with hugs, but they paid as much
attention to the cat as to me.
Wanting them to know my regard for the cat, I blurted out,
"I've never lived with an animal before I married your father."
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~~ Why do they have ear piercing while you wait?
Is there some shop where you can drop them off and pick
them up later?
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~~ A former radiologist from Northern Ireland working at the
Royal Belfast hospital tells the story that years ago,
kitted up in leaden apron and gloves, he was conducting a
radiographic examination of a woman's abdomen.
Finding that her clothing was causing some opacity on the
fluorescent screen, he remarked,
'Would you pull down your knickers, please?'
The patient did nothing so he repeated the request.
He then heard her say, 'I'm so sorry, doctor.
I thought you were talking to the nurse.'
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~~ The state trooper is driving down the highway when
he sees a truck driver pull over, walk to the side of his truck
with a tire jack, bang on the side of the truck several times,
and then drive away.
Two miles down the road he does the same thing.
Another two miles, same thing.
The trooper pulls the truck over and asks the truck driver
to explain.
And the driver says, "The load limit is ten tons, and I'm
carrying fifteen tons of parakeets,
so I've go to keep some of them flying around."
( Now this is BAD.)
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~~ Those who say it can't be done, are usually interrupted
by others doing it.
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~~ A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed
he had done for the day.
"Well," said the scout, "Mom had only one dose of castor
oil left, so I let my baby brother have it."
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~~ Q: What happened to the cow that was lifted into the
air by the tornado?
A: Udder disaster!
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~~ A STUDENT'S ANSWER...
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made
safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes
large pollutants like grit, sand, dead animals and canoeists.
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~~ An organization is like a tree full of monkeys...
all on different limbs... at different levels...some climbing up.
The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of
smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but
assholes
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Todays Thought: "Death is not a period but a comma in the story of life."
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