snowing all around us, but we've not seen any.....
So it's a good morning.... Only in the mid 30's today....
Will we have a white Christmas??
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Was cold and windy getting this pic...
The cats were sleeping in this morning....
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What!! Now you tell me!
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I'll never tell.....!!
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Not a good sign.....
He doesn't know whats going on....
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Okay, thanks......
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Wipe the chew juice off your chin....
Ya look like a redneck...
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Kinda tough an't it.....not good eating....
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Oh, No...RUN!!
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Skippy thought you all are funny.....
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Sign of the times......
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Well, the pressures up...time for me to bug out.....
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~~ My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
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Do all Fairy Tales begin with 'Once Upon A Time?"
He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that
begin with 'If elected I promise..."
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~~ "Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said,
"and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire.'"
Everyone but Gus, who leaned back with arms folded,
began to write furiously.
"What's the matter," the teacher asked.
"Why don't you begin?"
"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.
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~~ Why is it that a heavy rain that washes away tons of
topsoil can't wash the dirt off your car?
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~~ Paula crawled out of bed and told her six-year-old
daughter Isabella, "I have a really bad headache today."
Showing, for her, great understanding, Isabella announced,
"Then I'm not going to have any temper tantrums until you
feel better."
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~~ Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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~~ Did you hear about the Beverly Hills school Christmas
pageant?
Two kids dressed as Mary and Joseph and they are on their
way to the inn in Bethlehem.
On the other side of the stage, a boy in a shepherd's outfit is
on a mobile/ cellular phone, calling for reservations.
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~~ Men are like plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the
bathroom.
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~~ A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she could barely
hear the child speaking since the other kids were making too
much noise.
In an attempt to quiet them, she said, "I can hear voices!"
Two janitors outside heard the teacher and one said to the
other, "Jeez, she better stop telling the kids about her
mental problems!"
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~~ Two blondes decided that this Christmas they wanted to
cut down their own Christmas tree.
So they drove two hours into the country and walked deep
into the woods to find the perfect Christmas tree.
They had planned the trip well, especially considering that
they were blond.
They were dressed warmly with boots, warm coats and hats.
They had a chain saw, hatchet, a bag to protect the tree and
rope to drag it back to their car.
Every detail was covered.
They searched and searched.
They had gone to all this trouble, nothing but the prefect tree
would do.
They searched for hours through knee deep snow and biting
wind.
Finally, five hours later with the sun beginning to go down,
one blonde says to the other, "I can't take this anymore.
I give up!
There are hundreds of beautiful trees out here.
Let's just pick one whether it's decorated or not!"
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Todays Thought: When one door of happiness closes, another opens but often we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one, which opens to us.
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Yahoo's messed up this morning....
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