Good Morning....A bit Nippy this morning....
We're having a cold spell this weekend..
I have 30º right now but will get colder before
day break..
Only in the upper 40's daytime for a spell...
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Cloudy yesterday... Sunny today...windy!
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Okay, Okay... I sorry we didn't save you some Turkey!
was able to get you some stuffing....?
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Damn! someones got a big appitite....
You better stick with the Turkey.....
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My, what big claws you got.....
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You gotta earn your keep.....
Be glad I didn't ask you to vacuum the floors....
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It's a good thing he's not hungry....
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Eno's gonna have a Turkey Taco!!
With stuffing no less.....
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Eno can't get by with anything.....
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Well, I guess I gotta go......
My green car....
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~~ President Obama spoke to students this week and told them to stay focused and stay in school.
You know why? Because there are no jobs out there. ☼
~~ North Korea attacked South Korea by brazenly firing
mortars into their country.
Apparently what happened was, Kim Jong Il got angry over the
fact that Bristol Palin made it to the finals of
“Dancing With the Stars.”
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~~ While he was a college student, Garth Brooks briefly
worked as a nightclub bouncer.
One evening a fiesty female patron named Sandy Mahl
entered the ladies' room and threw a punch at another
woman: an ex-boyfriend's jealous ex-girlfriend.
Mahl missed the ex- girlfriend and got her hand stuck in the
wall.
Brooks freed her hand, threw her out...and later married her.
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~~ Did you hear about the athlete who tested positive for
viagra?
He tripped during the 100m sprint and won gold in the
pole vault.
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~~ My sister deals with customer complaints at the call
center of a major bank.
A very irate customer called one day to declare,
“My new computer banking software doesn't work.”
My sister tried to determine the problem and eventually
realized the software was working perfectly.
She began to explain this when the customer cut in,
“But money isn't coming out of the printer!”
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~~ In the gift shop where I work part time,
all items are keyed into the cash register according to
category. While ringing up a customer's purchase,
I was unsure which merchandise code to apply to one of the
items.
I held the package up and asked my co- worker,
"What do I put these under?"
Before she could reply, the customer said, "Glasses!"
The package contained table coasters.
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~~ Did you hear about the cyclist who used viagra eye drops?
They made him look hard!
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~~ Driving through Virginia, my wife and I went out of our way
to stop at what was billed as the largest McDonald's in the
world.
However, we were less than thrilled when an employee
addressed everyone over the intercom:
"Attention, world's largest McDonald's customers."
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~~ My friend Anita recently started taking a yoga class at
the local university gym.
Being in her mid-40s, she is one of the older students there.
One day, she lamented to me that the younger people in the
class seemed far more flexible and able to get into the poses.
Her eight-year-old daughter, Sophie, was listening in and
following her instructions, bending and twisting easily into
each pose.
"When does this get hard?" Sophie asked us.
"In about 30 years!" Anita replied.
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~~ Q. Did you hear about the new Reversed Exorcist Movie?
A. They got the Devil to come in to take the Priest out of the
child.
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Todays Thought: If you haven't got a smile on your face And laughter in your heart,
Then you are just a sour old fart!
"Have a Great Day, unless you've made other plans"
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