Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.....Don't forget to set your clocks back.....
Kinda chilly this morning.....30º degrees...
Carol, sent this cold down here.....
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I got an early start yesterday morning....Shopping.

This was 7:30.... at Target..

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Pete....want some Bacon??

I am glad we don't have any of these running around here.

Their Mean.......

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Story of my life.......

I'm a softy....

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Sorry, I'm late....

It's Sunday........

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Do you smell something??

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Oh, No....not my car!!

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How did you know??

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Friendship.....

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A wine head?

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Time to go........I think they were in a hurry.....

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~~ How about these citys names:

*  Alabama...... Aimwell, Burnt Corn, Intercourse
and Muck City
* Arkansas..... Bald Knob
* California....... Clapper Gap, Hallelujah Junction

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~~ I don't always wear my clerical collar as an Anglican priest,
but on this particular day I did.
In the afternoon I realized that I had to take my young son to
an optometrist's appointment and went over to his school.
Ronald had been playing soccer and was covered in dirt,
but since there was no time to change,
we went directly to the optometrist's office.
I was a tad uncomfortable about Ronald's appearance as we
walked hand in hand, and my discomfort must have been
obvious, for the optometrist greeted us with,
"Don't worry, Father, it's just another case of uncleanliness
next to godliness."

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~~ "A family in Brooklyn found a boa constrictor in their
couch.
They were beginning to get suspicious because they were the
only apartment in New York that didn't have rats."

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~~ Searching in the mall for a comfy cotton nightgown,
Barbara decided to try her luck in a shop renowned for its sexy
lingerie, without much hope of finding something suitable.
However, to her delight, she found the perfect nightdress.
Moreover, while waiting in line to purchase her selection,
she noticed a young woman behind her holding the exact
same nightie.
This proved what she had long suspected: despite being in
her 60's, she had kept up more than adequately with
current fashions.
"I see we have the same taste," she said, somewhat proudly,
to the teenager behind her.
"Yes," the young woman replied.
"I'm getting this for my grandma."

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~~ A teenager can't find it easy to imagine that someday
he'll be as old-fashioned as his father.

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~~ As we watched TV, my husband and I chatted idly about
his work.
I knew he had a meeting the next morning and asked what it
was about.
Just then a diet advertisement came on the screen,
the camera panning over a woman's sleek body in a swimsuit.
“Oh,” my husband answered distractedly,
“we just have to go over some rear- end figures.”

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~~When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on
their signs?

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~~ Back at my high school for the tenth reunion,
I met my old coach.
Walking through the gym, we came upon a plaque on which
I was still listed as the record holder for the longest softball
throw.
Noticing my surprise, the coach said,
"That record will stand forever."
I was about to make some modest disclaimer that records
exist to be broken, when he added,........
"We stopped holding that event years ago."

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~~ A tightwad was convinced by a friend to buy a couple of
lottery tickets.
But after he won the big prize he didn't seem happy.
"What’s wrong?" the friend asked.......
"You just became a millionaire!"
"I know," he groaned.
"I can't imagine why I bought that second ticket!"

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~~ Our local fire department got a call that a flock of geese
were stuck in a frozen lake.
So a rescue team crawled out onto the ice, pushing a boat and
ice-breaking tools.
They got within three yards -- and the flock flew off.
The men were left staring at open water.
"So how'd it go?" someone back at the station asked.
"Wild goose chase" was the reply.

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~~ A research group on sea mammals captured a rather

odd porpoise on one of its trips.
Its peculiarity was that it had feet.
After they had photographed and measured the poor thing,
they prepared to set it free.
"Wait a minute," said one of the researchers,
"Wouldn't it be a kindness if our ship's doctor here were to
amputate the feet so that it would be like other porpoises?"
"Not on your life," exclaimed the doctor,
"That would be defeeting the porpoise."

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~~ A waiter brings Pete the steak he ordered with

his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled Pete,
"with your hand on my steak?"
"What" answers the waiter,.........
"You want it to fall on the floor again?"
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Todays Thought: "Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody, rather than for somebody.
I owe Pete another one.......
You are richer today if you have laughed, given or forgiven.

                                                                                                                                                                                          

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