A cool Monday morning......
Gonna be kinda warm the next couple days.
Then............
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Suprise, surprise....
Happy Birthday........
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Oh, and the food was good.....
The fried Chicken was my fav.....
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I an't giving you none of my chicken!!
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No....not working....
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So thats why I'm late....
Your not right.......
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Are you just learning that?
I an't never been right.....
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Then they just flew through the air......
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You guys look mean.......
I an't lookin............
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Good luck with that.......
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Some big eaters....
Mom's gotta get lots of worms or bugs..
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What can ya say.......
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Whaaaaa....
I an't playing with you anymore......
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~~ Golf~~
Pete: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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~~ I think everyone needs to work for the TSA ...
and that way we could all go around and grope each other
naked...just sayin..
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~~ Pete went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream....
I am playing soccer."
Doctor said, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better."
Pete, "I can't take them,....... tonight is the final game."
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~~ Just been to the gym and they got a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars,
Snickers and chips'.........
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~~ The driver of a car with an ice-covered windshield had
several near-accidents before being stopped by a police car.
"Don't you think it would help if you cleaned the ice off the
windshield?" the officer asked.
"I don't think so," was the reply.
"I left my glasses home."
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~~ After visiting her grandmother one afternoon,
our four-year-old returned home for dinner.
When I asked her what they had done besides the usual
cookie baking, she replied,
"Oh, we watched Grandma's favorite soap opera.
"The young and the Rest of Us."
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~~ One boy in my fourth grade class said something
inappropriate, and I glanced at him.
Seeing my look he muttered, "Oh, sorry," and went back to
his task.
A moment later I felt a tug on my sleeve.
A girl who had noticed the interaction looked puzzled and
asked, "How do moms and teachers do that look?"
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~~ My five-year-old grandson was looking through some
old photos when he noticed his grandfather in his Marine
dress blues.
"What kind of costume is that?" he asked.
"That's not a costume," his grandfather growled.
"Men have died for that uniform."
The boy looked up and said, "So you stole it, then?"
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~~ My father is an agricultural economist, but he often gets
calls at work intended for a home economist.
One day when he received a call asking for a good
cranberry-pecan pie recipe, rather than try to explain yet
again what his job really was, he simply gave the caller our
home number and told her to ask whoever answered the
phone to get her the recipe in the yellow cookbook by the stove.
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~~ While I was doing some paperwork one evening, my
three-year-old daughter asked if I could take her to the store
for a treat.
I agreed but said I needed to finish first. When she asked a
second time, I realized the store would be closed and told
her so.
She looked up and asked, "Well, do you think Grandma would
be open?"
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~~ On a trip to see Santa, my friend's young son Denis
climbed onto St. Nick's lap and shared his wish list.
Later that day, in another store, there was Santa again.
"And what would you like for Christmas?" he asked Denis.
Shaking his head, Denis sighed,
"You really need to write these things down."
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Todays Thought: "Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women." (Groucho Marx)
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