Down Hummingbird Lane

Well, now....Good Morning, friends and Neighbors...

Cooler today, rain tonight and even cooler tomorrow...

Fall is here.....

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Neighbor getting the last cutting in...

First time I have seen him do the square bales....

He has a new round baler....must have these sold...

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Homemade apple sauce,  mmmmm good...

No, Pete...I'm not sharing.....sorry.

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He said he wants a bowl full.....

"Sorry Charley".....

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He'd rather have something to drink......

I don't know about him??

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You think??

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Cluso Cat said he'd look into it.....

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Pete...Wanna buy a nice lap top??

Just look at all the neat things you get with it.....

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Damn, I think you gotta be crazy to read it.....

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I mean after all...look at this reader.........

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Well, I guess I'll bug out......

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~~ Who is the patron saint of e-mail?............                St.Francis of a CC.

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~~ A bachelor, just turned 50, began feeling desperate.
"I went to a singles bar," he told a friend,
"Walked over to this 20-year-old woman and asked,
"Where have you been all my life?" She said, "Teething."

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~~ Q: How does Pete take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.

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~~ A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog
named Mace.
Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanic's
lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside.
The grass eventually became overgrown.
One day the mechanic was working on a car in the backyard
and dropped his wrench, losing it in the tall grass.
He couldn't find it for the life of him,
so he decided to call it a day.
That night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the
grass in the backyard.
The next morning the mechanic went outside and saw his
wrench glinting in the sunlight.
Realizing what had happened he looked toward the heavens
and proclaimed,
"A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench
for me!"

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~~ There may be times in your life when you will be sorry
about something you said;
sorry that you stayed too late,
or sorry that you left too early;
sorry that you won something or maybe you lost something.
But in all your life you'll never be sorry you were kind.

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~~ I wear glasses so I can look for things I keep losing.

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~~ I Asked the barkeep for a bottle of old rabbit.
He said,"Aint never heard of that, but I got some old crow"
I told him," I don't want ta fly son,
I just want ta hop around a bit".

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~~ One evening the great tragedian Barry Sullivan was
performing in "Richard III" in Glasgow.
When he came to the scene in which, after the battle,
Richard cries, "A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse,"
a voice from the balcony cried, "Will an ass do?"
"Yes," Sullivan replied, "come down at once!"

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~~ Driving along in the car one day, listening to music,
Carol, a mother of two, was delighted when one of her
favorite tunes came on the radio.
Getting into the rhythm and dancing around in her seat to the
beat of the music, she turned to her husband and said,
"Hey remember the days when we used to go clubbing?
We should do it again sometime."
In the back of the car, the couple's teenage daughter began
making retching noises.
"Ugh - you two? Going to a club?
You've got to be kidding! You're far too old...
Everyone would just stare at you!"
"Come on," said Carol, "It doesn't have to be a club for
teenagers.
There must be places for people of our 'slightly more mature
years' to go."
"Yeah, there is," said the daughter..... "It's called Bingo!"

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~~ While I was paying for my items in a local store,
the man behind me laid his purchases on the counter.
Among them was a large, flowery birthday card with
"To my wonderful wife" printed on the front. The clerk said,
"You've chosen our biggest and prettiest card."
The man nodded sadly and replied, "One day late."

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~~ The Greenback Bank (Tennessee) has been robbed many

times, but the staff will never forget one particular robber.
He wasn't particularly bright or very violent,
but he did have a remarkable car.
The robber came in with a pistol and demanded money.
The teller smiled pleasantly, complied with the robber's
demands, watched which way the robber turned,
then called up the road to warn the gas station attendant.
The gas station attendant saw the car speed by and called
ahead to the police department, who promptly arrested the
suspect.
Actually, it might not even have mattered which way this
robber turned.
Although the crook was surprised at how quickly he was
apprehended, no one else was.
As the officer said, "It's not every day you see a 1961 Red
Edsel that screams...Arrest me!"
There were only two cars like it in the entire state.

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~~ When you live in a place like Ketchikan, Alaska,
you treasure sunny days.
After months of a rainy summer, I heard a radio weather
forecaster gloomily announce:
"Fair today, and grossly unfair tomorrow."
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Todays thought:  War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

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