Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, friends....

We had a great week end, hope you did too.

Course I didn't do much....but what the hey....

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A sunrise I took a few days ago....

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Pacman....?  Looks like it....

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Oh, my goodness...I'll get right on it......

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A catnip mouse??  You love them, Huh??

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Wrong, I get the Cheeseburger, you get dry food.....

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Yep, that is awkward.... now I'm mad.....

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What! you don't like riding in the car??

Or is it the shots your gonna get at the Vets....?

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Candy Blood? now I am sick.....

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Oh my.....a nice big dog...

Irish wolf hound.....?

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I think he's got a load.....

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Well, I guess I better get going.....

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  ~~ Obama is going to tour India and Asia.

I guess he wants to check up on American jobs.

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~~ Lady Gaga was ahead of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi
on Forbes' list of the most powerful women in the world.
I’m not saying Pelosi’s jealous, but today she showed up to
work wearing a meat pantsuit.

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~~ Gus walks into a bar and asks the bartender,
"Was I in here last night?"
"You certainly were," replies the bartender.
"And did I spend a lot of money?"
"You spent over $200", replies the bartender.
"Thank God for that," said Gus..... "I thought I'd wasted it!"

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~~ Q: What international award might you win if you
reduce your weight by 50 lbs?
A: The Nobelly Prize.

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~~ A friend of mine had just become a district court judge
and was nervous about presiding impartially over his first
criminal trial.
As a former prosecutor, he could see the preponderance of
evidence was clearly against the defendant.
The proceedings went smoothly, until it was time for him to
instruct the jury.
"The jury," he said, "is to convene to the guilty room."

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~~ I was delighted to discover that I could play compact
discs in the new computer my company had given me.
One morning I was enjoying one of my favorite Beethoven
pieces when an administrative assistant stopped by to
deliver a stack of papers.
Hearing classical music filling the air, she stopped and
exclaimed, "Poor you..... They put you on hold?"

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~~ Went Fishing today with my best friend Doodah,
but guess we drank too much.
He reached over to pull in a fish, fell in and drown.
Man, how am I gonna tell his wife, she hates bad news . . .
I know, Ill sing to her!
"Guess who drown in the lake, Doodah . . . Doodah
Guess who drown in the lake today, Doodah-Doodah-day !

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~~ The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually
leaves it very misty optically.

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~~ After a long day at the museum, my kindergarten class
described what they liked best.
“Dinosaurs!” one shouted.
“Animals!” another cried.
One little boy put up his hand and said,
“My favorite part is when we smelled pizza in the hallway.”

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~~ "A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can
answer," quoted the teacher. "
Maybe that's why we all flunked your last test," came an
anonymous retort from the rear of the classroom.

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~~ A professor attempting to inspire his students says to
his class, "This week is your last chance to study for your
final exam next Monday.
Time is running out.
The exam is now in the hands of the printer.
Are their any questions?"
One student inquires, "How many questions will their be?"
Another student asks, "Will the exam require essay answers?"
A third wants to know, "Who's the printer?"

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~~ Having waited an absurdly long time for a waiter to take
his order in a restaurant, the novelist Irwin Shaw was
approached at last by the maitre d'...who politely informed
Shaw that snails were the specialty of the house.
"I know," Shaw replied with a nod, "and you've got them
dressed as waiters."

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Todays Thought:  ACUPUNCTURE: a jab well done.