Good Morning, friends and neighbors..
Another good day today....then it's gonna be in the 60's..
Fall weather coming....
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Our "Miss Maggie" waiting for breakfast.....
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Oh, No....this guy is eating me up.....help, help!
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Got any for loud dogs??
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This guy has his Tennieboots on.....
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I guess he's ready for Holloween....
He needed to run in the zombie run yesterday...
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Watch out for this guy...A virus??
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Just relaxing and reading... homework...?
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The camel must be hungry....
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These cats should be out the door....
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Time to bug out.....
Weird bike, but it won't work....
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I was there there shopping and heading to the vido aisle.
All of a sudden I heard a kid throwing a fit and WOOOOOOSH.
He threw his shoe over the aisle and it landed 5 or 6 aisles over.
Then his hillbilly mother mother started hootin’ and hollerin’
and goes after it......... Walmart is great.
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~~ The rescued Chilean miners were sent to the hospital for
observation, except for the one with the wife and the mistress.
He went straight to the witness protection program.
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~~ Drunk staggers thru bar saying . . .
Bartender! . . . Bartender!
There's a fish in my drink!
Barkeep replies, "Shh, not so loud or everyone will want one."
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~~ Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism'
these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish
sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am.
But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me
if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would
you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was
Jewish?
Or if Ihad asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage,
why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
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~~ My tranquil existence on our farm was shaken one
spring morning when my five-year-old daughter came
carrying the day's accumulation of eggs and shouted:
“Mommy, Mommy, I know what the rooster does!”
“You do?” I said, incredulous.
“Oh, yes. He doesn't lay eggs, does he?”
“Well, no, he doesn't,” I admitted.
“That's right,” she confided.... “He calls when they're ready.”
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~~ My friend took his 80-year-old aunt to find out about
hearing aids.
The clerk told Aunt Bette the hearing aid would cost $900.
She thought about it for a moment then said she didn’t want one.
Explaining her decision, she said, "In all my years,
I’ve never heard a conversation that was worth $900."
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~~ One busy morning in our bakery, I asked a new employee
we were training if she could take several cases of frozen pies
out of the freezer and put half of them in the oven.
When I returned a little while later, I realized that my
instructions should probably have been clearer.
There at a table was the new girl, surrounded by dozens of
massacred frozen pies that she had tried to cut in half.
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~~ After catching a young couple smooching on a Parisian
landmark, one tourist remarked,
"Now, I know why they call it the Eyeful Tower!"
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~~ The old outbuildings on the farm my husband, Jim, and I
had just moved to needed sprucing up.
Jim decided a fresh coat of red barn paint would help.
When he finished the last building, the garage, there was still
some paint left, so he upended the can and slung the
remainder on the side of the garage.
The next day after he backed his cream-colored car out of the
garage, he found it had broken out in a rash of red streaks and
dots...one for just about every crack and knothole in the
garage wall.
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~~ A Question; How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't,........ you get down from a duck.
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Todats Thought: Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
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1 comment:
Good pics Gus and blog!!...:) .....C
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