We had a great day yesterday.....weather wise.
We need Rain, and might get some over the weekend...
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View from the deck yesterday morning.....
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Watch that arm...."Hippie" will take it....
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Wait until he gets scared, then he'll be moving...
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Drag them ears...
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Yeah, I don't like takin all them baths either...
A couple a year is plenty....
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You been feeding him too much food!!
Now see what you get??
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Wait until killer the pit dog see's you in his bowl...
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I bet thats a funny feeling........
WOW!
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The Kung-fu hamster...he's got a mean chop....
Don't mess with him.....
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An eatible keyboard??
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Damn, missed that turn...
Time to go.....
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~~ Pete...What is a Zebra ?? Ans; 26 sizes larger then an "A" bra......
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~~ I have mixed emotions when I receive
Father's Day gifts.
I'm glad my children remember me,
but I'm disappointed that they actually think I dress
that way.
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~~ "For Christmas, I gave my kid a BB gun.
He gave me a sweater with a bull's-eye on the back."
(Rodney Dangerfield)
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~~ After someone stole my brown-bag lunch at work,
I complained about it to my wife, who offered to make
me something wonderful the next day.
But as I pulled into the plant's parking lot,
I noticed a guy clearly down on his luck,
so I gave him my lunch.
I didn't know there was a note from my wife in the bag:
"I know who you are, and I know where you live!"
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~~ One summer day, my ten-year-old brother,
David, was working on the computer and I was playing in
the kitchen.
After he got up and closed all the windows,
as well as the door, I asked him why he had done this.
David said the computer told him there was a problem
and that windows must be closed,
so he went and closed all the windows -
and he closed the door for good measure.
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~~ When asked to define impatience, Pete replied,
"It's waiting in an awful hurry."
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~~ My grandmother, Ivy, and several of her friends were
invited to lunch by a new member of their church.
The afternoon was a great success.
The food was delicious and the woman's home
immaculately clean.
However, when my grandmother used the bathroom,
she found pinned to each hand towel a note reading,
"Don't you dare touch my good towels!"
Several ladies used the bathroom that afternoon and
they all emerged with damp hands and confused
expressions.
The next week at church, the hostess appeared red-faced.
She explained that her son had come home from university
the night before, and the notes were a reminder for him
that company was coming over.
In a rush to get ready, she had forgotten to remove them.
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~~ A woman sees a beautiful bracelet in the window
of a jewellery shop and decides that she wants it,
but she doesn't have enough money to buy it.
Then she has an idea.
She goes into the shop and asks if they will hold the
bracelet for her if she pays a small deposit.
The jeweller says that for a deposit of $50 he will hold
the bracelet for her for up to four weeks.
Then he asks her, "When will you come to collect and
pay for the bracelet?"
The woman replies, "My husband will come in and pay
for the bracelet as soon as he does something unforgivable.
Probably this weekend!"
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~~ One thing I’ve learned from my last relationship
is that if an argument starts with,
"What did you mean by that?" it’s not going to end with,
"Now I know what you mean by that."
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~~ Q: What do you call a guy who misses ten car
payments?
A: A pedestrian.
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~~ These days, we celebrate Labor Day in America by
sitting on a beach chair — made in China.
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~~ The soldiers had been in the field for two weeks and
hadn't had showers or been able to change their clothes.
Then one day the general came along and said,
"Men, I have some good news and some bad news.
Which would you like first?"
All the men shouted, "Tell us the good news, tell us the
good news!"
The general smiled and said,
"Men, the good news is that today we're going to change
our underwear."
All the men cheered.
Then the general said, "Now the bad news.
Smith, you change with Jones.
Jackson, you change with Thomson ... "
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Todays Thought: What you possess in the world will be found at the day of your death to belong to someone else.
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