Down Hummingbird Lane

Good rainy, showery, morning....

The blogger upload seems to be working so far.

So..How was your weekend?

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A nice cloudy Sunrise..

Now it's pouring down.....

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Wonder how may bike frames they used to make this fence?

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Okay, quit playing with the screen while I'm trying to work......

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Okay...Thanks....

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Crooks always get cought.....

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Keep on rolling along.....you Cool!

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Ride um cowboy!

Another "Lone Ranger"??

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He's cool....

( I used to love these things)

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Okay Buck, time to blast off!!

Count down starting....

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Yeah...I seem him in the drawer....

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Well, I guess I gotta mow the grass, soons it quit raining....

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~~ A DOG'S QUESTION TO GOD...

Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers,
but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Where are their priorities?

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~~ 'Are the tablets doing you any good?'
asked the doctor.
'Well, to be honest,' said Pete,
'I haven't started taking them yet.'
'Why ever not?' asked the doctor.
'Well,' said Pete, 'you told me to swallow them
after a hot bath and I haven't finished swallowing
the hot bath yet!

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~~ After my daughter sat glued to the TV set for most
of the day, I told her, "Do you know that the average
American spends more hours per day watching TV
than the average Olympic athlete spends training?"
She replied, "What's the point of all that training if
 no one's going to watch?"

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~~ 'How's your son Michael?' asked widow McHugh.
'He's at university, taking Medicine,'
said Mrs Murphy proudly.
'And is it doing him any good?' said the widow.

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~~ At Finnegan's wake, Katy Ryan remarked about
 the corpse:
'Doesn't he look happy?'
'Yes,' said the widow Finnegan.
'He died in his sleep and he doesn't know he's dead yet!
In fact,' she went on, 'if he wakes up in the morning
the shock will kill him!'

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~~ A traveling salesman was driving once and noticed
an old man on a tractor plowing in a field.
Then he noticed that the man had a huge hole in his
overalls seat.
He decided to stop and inform him of the hole.
He walked across the field and stopped the farmer.
Then he asked him, did you know that you have a huge
 hole in your overalls?
Yes I do, it is there for two reasons.
One is it makes me cooler, the other is it keeps the gnats
out of my face.

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~~ My family is practical
At day care, my four-year-old watched as a teacher
pulled something hot from the oven.
"What's that on your hand?" he asked.
"An oven mitt," she said.
"It keeps me from getting burned.
Doesn't your mother use them?"
"No, my mom's just really careful when she opens
the pizza box."

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~~ Everything about living in the country delighted
 my neighbors, who had moved to our small town from
 the city.
One day they spotted a sign, "Fresh Eggs For Sale" at a
roadside stand where payment was on the honor system.
"Why can't everyone be this trusting?" they said as they
put their money into the box and took a carton.
When they got home and opened it, they found 11 eggs.

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~~ As a law student, I landed a summer job as a law
clerk in a prestigious law firm in C-ville.
My duties included investigating personal injury claim
arising from automobile accidents.
One day an elderly woman called in from R-ville,
a small rural town north of C-ville.
On her way to work, an 18- wheeler plowed into the
back of her car.
The impact crumpled the back end of her car up past
her door, pinning her inside.
Going through my litany of questions, trying to sound
as lawyerly and professional as I could, I asked,
"Ma'm, did you give the police a statement?"
"Yes" she answered.
"What statement did you give them mam?" I asked.
"I tolls 'em, 'git me outta' here!!'"

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~~ The Boss asked Pete,

"What time did you get back from lunch?"
Pete said, "About a quarter of twelve."
The Boss said, "I saw you coming in at 3 o'clock."
"Well", responded Pete, "Three is a quarter of twelve,
isn't it?"

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~~ Pete was in front of me coming out of church

one day, and the preacher was standing at the door
as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed Pete by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army
of the Lord!"
Pete replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord,
Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't "see you except
at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

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Today's thought: You are richer today if you have laughed, given or forgiven. But what you are will be yours forever.

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